If I was half as wise
I would have you fooled
If I was twice your size
I'd probably say what I've always meant to
If there was a word that could describe you
I would make it work that I was on top
While you looked down
Until there's no one left to look down at
Here is to you Bernard
Because I mind and I certainly matter
And unlike you, I have time
To think ways up to take you down