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Shrek Voiceover: |
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Once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek, |
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who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. |
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It was a pretty nasty place, |
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but he was happy because ogres like nasty places. |
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On his birthday, |
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the little ogre's parents sat him down to talk, |
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just as all ogre's parents had for hundreds of years before. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Listen son, you're growing up so quickly, |
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Growing up, bigger by the day. |
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Papa Ogre: |
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Although we want you here, |
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The rules are very clear-- |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Now you're seven... |
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Papa Ogre: |
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Now you're seven... |
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Both: |
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So it's time to go away. |
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Papa Ogre: |
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Your Mama packed a sandwich for your trip. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Your Papa packed your boots in case of snow. |
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Both: |
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You're gonna make us proud. |
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No backing up allowed. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Just keep walking... |
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Papa Ogre: |
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Just keep walking... |
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Both: |
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and you'll find somewhere to go. |
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It's a big bright beautiful world, |
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with happiness all around. |
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It's peaches and cream |
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and every dream comes true... |
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But not for you. |
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It's a big, bright, beautiful world, |
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with possibilities everywhere. |
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And just around the bend, |
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there's a friend or two... |
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But not for you. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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You're ugly son, |
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which means that life is harder. |
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People hate the things they cannot understand. |
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Papa Ogre: |
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And when they look at us, |
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they tend to make a fuss. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Burn our houses down. |
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Papa Ogre: |
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and chase us... |
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Both: |
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Off our land. |
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Papa Ogre: |
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It's important that you find a cozy cesspit. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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A place no one would ever dare to tread. |
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Both: |
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And if they happen by, |
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make sure you terrify them. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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If you don't, son... |
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Papa Ogre: |
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If you don't, son... |
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Both: |
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Then you'll surely wind up dead. |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Good-bye! |
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Papa Ogre: |
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Good-bye! |
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Mama Ogre: |
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Watch out for men with pitch-forks! |
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Shrek Voiceover: |
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And so the little ogre went off |
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and found a muddy patch of swampland, |
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far, far away from the world that despised him. |
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And there he stayed for many years. |
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Tucked away, and all alone... |
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which was just the was he liked it. |
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Shrek: |
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Keep your big bright beautiful world. |
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I'm happy where I am, all alone. |
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I got all I need, |
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so read the stinkin' sign! |
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Keep your big bright beautiful world. |
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I party on my own anyway. |
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Doin' what I can |
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with a one-man conga line. |
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Yeah, your big bright beautiful world |
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is all teddy bears and unicorns. |
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Take your fluffy fun, |
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and shove it where the sun don't shine! |
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I prefer a life like this-- |
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it's not that complicated. |
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Sure, I'm fated to be lonely, |
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and I'm destined to be hated. |
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If you read the books, they say |
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it's why I was created. |
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But I don't care, |
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'cause being liked |
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is grossly overrated. |
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Who needs a big bright beautiful world? |
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I got my own little patch of the world! |
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It's not a big bright beautiful world, |
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but it's mine! |
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Alone! |
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It's mine! |
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And it's mine! |
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All mine! |
