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P - hello hello, may |
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I speak to the e? |
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E - this is me... is this the doctor m.d.? |
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Yo p it's kinda early, who's there laverner and shirley? |
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Is it kate and allie, or some other girlie? |
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Well anyway, yo p you know |
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I'm lazyCallin me this time of hour you must be crazy |
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P - excuse me, but |
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I'm sorry e double |
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It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble |
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Throw on your coat jump in your benz and come over |
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E - why p? |
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P - yo, I think jane is on my sofa |
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E - what?P - last night |
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I was all alone |
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Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown |
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Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you |
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Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22 |
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E - where was i? |
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P - I don't know, you wasn't there |
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Threw on the link rolex watch and fresh gear |
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I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow |
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Shifted out the door to the local disco |
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E - where'd you go, not to that ran down pub |
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P - hell no... |
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I was coolin at a club |
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It was spanish night, so |
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I was drinkin molta |
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Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa |
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Seen a fly girl, standin next to me |
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So I slid over to her very non-chalantly |
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She was def, body perfectly fit |
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She was packin, a 300-e with the kit |
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I said, "kitten, how ya doin miss? " |
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I said, "hello my name is parrish" |
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E - "hi, my name is cris" |
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P - "can |
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I buy you a drink? " |
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E - "yes" |
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P - "what will it be? " |
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E - "a martini and rossi, asi spumante. |
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By the way is that your caadillac allante |
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Parked outside right next to my monte |
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Car? you can call it, my ex-husband bought it." |
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P - put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it"this place is a drag, grab your coat and bag. |
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We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad." |
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We got to my house we walked through the door |
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Threw on "night and day" by |
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E - al. b sure |
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P - she grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips |
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So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips |
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I got ahead of myself, because |
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I wanted to flirt |
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Took off the g-strings and the v-neck skirt |
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Put my eho up here |
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E - yeah it's time to do work |
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P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react |
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I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat |
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I bust a move... when it came to that |
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But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack |
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Started dpom it, then she called me the master |
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E - you got bigger, better, stronger and much faster |
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P - at first |
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I laughed, as if it was a joke |
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But then my heart skipped a beat, and |
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I lost a stroke |
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I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be |
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The j to the a to the n to the e |
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E - yo p don't tell me it was jane you were douchin |
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With the anita baker head |
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P - nah more like whitney houston |
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E - while the record's still playing to al b. sure's "effect mode" |
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Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode |
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Peace, I'm audi 5000 |
