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Oh I had sex with Max but it was too complex |
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And he has just knocked me off my legs |
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Cos he had sex with his ex |
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I went to bed with Fred - It was so sad |
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Cos all I had from Mister Fred |
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He got my dreams all wet |
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So I had sex on the phone |
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It went on and on and on |
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But it shakes me on the bone now that I'm alone |
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Don't need no Willy no Fred no Max |
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Just Mambo No Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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Touch me baby |
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Mambo Number Sex |
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Mambo Number Sex |
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I had some fun with Dr Dick |
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He showed me a new trick |
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But babe he made me sick |
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He always came to quick |
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Checked it out with Fritz |
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Man he was a blitz |
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I know how that fits - his wife had seven kids |
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I went with Howard - the coward |
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But we got in a jam |
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Cos he didn't give a damn |
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He was scared of Uncle Sam |
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So Fred go to bed and Max grab your ex |
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I'll take Mambo No Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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Touch me baby |
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Mambo Number Sex |
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Mambo Number Sex |
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I don't wanna tango |
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No cha cha cha no twist |
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And I don't wanna samba and fandango |
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I just want to be kissed |
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Oh I don't wanna do the bossa nova |
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No jitterbug with Max |
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The only thing that gets me off the sofa |
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Is Mambo No Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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Touch me baby |
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Mambo Number Sex |
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Mambo Number Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
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It's Mambo Number Sex |
