[00:32.490] | 交了爱情的白卷你必须重考 |
[00:36.690] | 要作弊也好 要留级也好 欠了爱情的债 |
[00:42.670] | 就别再逃跑 这次还不了 下次双倍缴 |
[00:48.930] | 演了爱情戏没拿最佳男主角 这种肥皂剧 |
[00:54.910] | 有谁会投票 断了爱情路 以为远走天高 |
[01:01.570] | 撞到鬼打墙 躲也躲不了 |
[01:06.590] | 相处有那么难 吗 |
[01:07.820] | 爱有比较简单 吗 |
[01:10.090] | 学校老师没教 吗 |
[01:12.120] | 老师刚刚才离婚 |
[01:13.600] | 喔 ~~ 我爱你 你爱我 为了把到手 |
[01:17.020] | 每天说 相处久 原形露 |
[01:20.150] | 原来卸完妆 是恐龙 |
[01:22.139] | 并不是以貌取人 做人就诚实很基本 |
[01:25.830] | 但是我看那些女孩 脸上油漆一层层 |
[01:29.920] | 男生 也好不到哪里去 |
[01:32.160] | 尿尿 就是要滴出马桶外 睡觉 |
[01:36.300] | 打呼比雷还吵 谁也受不了 |
[01:38.560] | 常常 为了小事发脾气 |
[01:40.440] | 像是 整理房间的鸟事 |
[01:42.540] | 用完的杯子也不洗 |
[01:44.420] | 看完的片子也不收 |
[01:46.579] | 吃完的鸡排也不丢 |
[01:48.590] | 猪朋狗友也不走 |
[01:51.500] | 住在一起是为什么 |
[01:52.990] | 难道这就是找罪受 |
[01:54.730] | 交了爱情的白卷你必须重考 |
[01:58.579] | 要作弊也好 要留级也好 欠了爱情的债 |
[02:04.460] | 就别再逃跑 这次还不了 下次双倍缴 |
[02:10.869] | 演了爱情戏没拿最佳男主角 这种肥皂剧 |
[02:16.909] | 有谁会投票 断了爱情路 以为远走天高 |
[02:22.989] | 撞到鬼打墙 躲也躲不了 |
[02:27.959] | |
[02:44.959] | 恋爱就像学问 当然也有些天分 |
[02:48.459] | 聪明的人恋爱不一定及格 |
[02:51.259] | 傻瓜的人也许 对女生一百分 要几分 |
[02:55.539] | 才符合对方的标准 |
[02:57.729] | 才是所谓的好男人 |
[03:00.098] | 人生必修学分 |
[03:01.269] | 分了又合 合了又分分了又合 分合分分合 |
[03:05.439] | 好像是赌徒的命运 |
[03:07.369] | 一去不回的烂命运 |
[03:09.609] | 虽然爱情不能当做三餐来吃 |
[03:13.509] | 但少了它你的人生黯淡无光 |
[03:17.269] | 交了爱情的白卷你必须重考 |
[03:21.028] | 要作弊也好 要留级也好 欠了爱情的债 |
[03:27.209] | 就别再逃跑 这次还不了 下次双倍缴 |
[03:33.278] | 演了爱情戏没拿最佳男主角 这种肥皂剧 |
[03:39.309] | 有谁会投票 断了爱情路 以为远走天高 |
[03:45.539] | 撞到鬼打墙 躲也躲不了 |
[00:32.490] | jiao le ai qing de bai juan ni bi xu zhong kao |
[00:36.690] | yao zuo bi ye hao yao liu ji ye hao qian le ai qing de zhai |
[00:42.670] | jiu bie zai tao pao zhe ci hai bu liao xia ci shuang bei jiao |
[00:48.930] | yan le ai qing xi mei na zui jia nan zhu jue zhe zhong fei zao ju |
[00:54.910] | you shui hui tou piao duan le ai qing lu yi wei yuan zou tian gao |
[01:01.570] | zhuang dao gui da qiang duo ye duo bu liao |
[01:06.590] | xiang chu you na me nan ma |
[01:07.820] | ai you bi jiao jian dan ma |
[01:10.090] | xue xiao lao shi mei jiao ma |
[01:12.120] | lao shi gang gang cai li hun |
[01:13.600] | o wo ai ni ni ai wo wei le ba dao shou |
[01:17.020] | mei tian shuo xiang chu jiu yuan xing lu |
[01:20.150] | yuan lai xie wan zhuang shi kong long |
[01:22.139] | bing bu shi yi mao qu ren zuo ren jiu cheng shi hen ji ben |
[01:25.830] | dan shi wo kan nei xie nv hai lian shang you qi yi ceng ceng |
[01:29.920] | nan sheng ye hao bu dao na li qu |
[01:32.160] | niao niao jiu shi yao di chu ma tong wai shui jiao |
[01:36.300] | da hu bi lei hai chao shui ye shou bu liao |
[01:38.560] | chang chang wei le xiao shi fa pi qi |
[01:40.440] | xiang shi zheng li fang jian de niao shi |
[01:42.540] | yong wan de bei zi ye bu xi |
[01:44.420] | kan wan de pian zi ye bu shou |
[01:46.579] | chi wan de ji pai ye bu diu |
[01:48.590] | zhu peng gou you ye bu zou |
[01:51.500] | zhu zai yi qi shi wei shi me |
[01:52.990] | nan dao zhe jiu shi zhao zui shou |
[01:54.730] | jiao le ai qing de bai juan ni bi xu zhong kao |
[01:58.579] | yao zuo bi ye hao yao liu ji ye hao qian le ai qing de zhai |
[02:04.460] | jiu bie zai tao pao zhe ci hai bu liao xia ci shuang bei jiao |
[02:10.869] | yan le ai qing xi mei na zui jia nan zhu jue zhe zhong fei zao ju |
[02:16.909] | you shui hui tou piao duan le ai qing lu yi wei yuan zou tian gao |
[02:22.989] | zhuang dao gui da qiang duo ye duo bu liao |
[02:27.959] | |
[02:44.959] | lian ai jiu xiang xue wen dang ran ye you xie tian fen |
[02:48.459] | cong ming de ren lian ai bu yi ding ji ge |
[02:51.259] | sha gua de ren ye xu dui nv sheng yi bai fen yao ji fen |
[02:55.539] | cai fu he dui fang de biao zhun |
[02:57.729] | cai shi suo wei de hao nan ren |
[03:00.098] | ren sheng bi xiu xue fen |
[03:01.269] | fen le you he he le you fen fen le you he fen he fen fen he |
[03:05.439] | hao xiang shi du tu de ming yun |
[03:07.369] | yi qu bu hui de lan ming yun |
[03:09.609] | sui ran ai qing bu neng dang zuo san can lai chi |
[03:13.509] | dan shao le ta ni de ren sheng an dan wu guang |
[03:17.269] | jiao le ai qing de bai juan ni bi xu zhong kao |
[03:21.028] | yao zuo bi ye hao yao liu ji ye hao qian le ai qing de zhai |
[03:27.209] | jiu bie zai tao pao zhe ci hai bu liao xia ci shuang bei jiao |
[03:33.278] | yan le ai qing xi mei na zui jia nan zhu jue zhe zhong fei zao ju |
[03:39.309] | you shui hui tou piao duan le ai qing lu yi wei yuan zou tian gao |
[03:45.539] | zhuang dao gui da qiang duo ye duo bu liao |
[00:32.490] | jiāo le ài qíng de bái juàn nǐ bì xū zhòng kǎo |
[00:36.690] | yào zuò bì yě hǎo yào liú jí yě hǎo qiàn le ài qíng de zhài |
[00:42.670] | jiù bié zài táo pǎo zhè cì hái bù liǎo xià cì shuāng bèi jiǎo |
[00:48.930] | yǎn le ài qíng xì méi ná zuì jiā nán zhǔ jué zhè zhǒng féi zào jù |
[00:54.910] | yǒu shuí huì tóu piào duàn le ài qíng lù yǐ wéi yuǎn zǒu tiān gāo |
[01:01.570] | zhuàng dào guǐ dǎ qiáng duǒ yě duǒ bù liǎo |
[01:06.590] | xiāng chǔ yǒu nà me nán ma |
[01:07.820] | ài yǒu bǐ jiào jiǎn dān ma |
[01:10.090] | xué xiào lǎo shī méi jiào ma |
[01:12.120] | lǎo shī gāng gāng cái lí hūn |
[01:13.600] | ō wǒ ài nǐ nǐ ài wǒ wèi le bǎ dào shǒu |
[01:17.020] | měi tiān shuō xiāng chǔ jiǔ yuán xíng lù |
[01:20.150] | yuán lái xiè wán zhuāng shì kǒng lóng |
[01:22.139] | bìng bú shì yǐ mào qǔ rén zuò rén jiù chéng shí hěn jī běn |
[01:25.830] | dàn shì wǒ kàn nèi xiē nǚ hái liǎn shàng yóu qī yī céng céng |
[01:29.920] | nán shēng yě hǎo bú dào nǎ lǐ qù |
[01:32.160] | niào niào jiù shì yào dī chū mǎ tǒng wài shuì jiào |
[01:36.300] | dǎ hū bǐ léi hái chǎo shuí yě shòu bù liǎo |
[01:38.560] | cháng cháng wèi le xiǎo shì fā pí qì |
[01:40.440] | xiàng shì zhěng lǐ fáng jiān de niǎo shì |
[01:42.540] | yòng wán de bēi zi yě bù xǐ |
[01:44.420] | kàn wán de piān zi yě bù shōu |
[01:46.579] | chī wán de jī pái yě bù diū |
[01:48.590] | zhū péng gǒu yǒu yě bù zǒu |
[01:51.500] | zhù zài yì qǐ shì wèi shí me |
[01:52.990] | nán dào zhè jiù shì zhǎo zuì shòu |
[01:54.730] | jiāo le ài qíng de bái juàn nǐ bì xū zhòng kǎo |
[01:58.579] | yào zuò bì yě hǎo yào liú jí yě hǎo qiàn le ài qíng de zhài |
[02:04.460] | jiù bié zài táo pǎo zhè cì hái bù liǎo xià cì shuāng bèi jiǎo |
[02:10.869] | yǎn le ài qíng xì méi ná zuì jiā nán zhǔ jué zhè zhǒng féi zào jù |
[02:16.909] | yǒu shuí huì tóu piào duàn le ài qíng lù yǐ wéi yuǎn zǒu tiān gāo |
[02:22.989] | zhuàng dào guǐ dǎ qiáng duǒ yě duǒ bù liǎo |
[02:27.959] | |
[02:44.959] | liàn ài jiù xiàng xué wèn dāng rán yě yǒu xiē tiān fèn |
[02:48.459] | cōng míng de rén liàn ài bù yí dìng jí gé |
[02:51.259] | shǎ guā de rén yě xǔ duì nǚ shēng yī bǎi fēn yào jǐ fēn |
[02:55.539] | cái fú hé duì fāng de biāo zhǔn |
[02:57.729] | cái shì suǒ wèi de hǎo nán rén |
[03:00.098] | rén shēng bì xiū xué fēn |
[03:01.269] | fēn le yòu hé hé le yòu fēn fēn le yòu hé fēn hé fēn fēn hé |
[03:05.439] | hǎo xiàng shì dǔ tú de mìng yùn |
[03:07.369] | yī qù bù huí de làn mìng yùn |
[03:09.609] | suī rán ài qíng bù néng dàng zuò sān cān lái chī |
[03:13.509] | dàn shǎo le tā nǐ de rén shēng àn dàn wú guāng |
[03:17.269] | jiāo le ài qíng de bái juàn nǐ bì xū zhòng kǎo |
[03:21.028] | yào zuò bì yě hǎo yào liú jí yě hǎo qiàn le ài qíng de zhài |
[03:27.209] | jiù bié zài táo pǎo zhè cì hái bù liǎo xià cì shuāng bèi jiǎo |
[03:33.278] | yǎn le ài qíng xì méi ná zuì jiā nán zhǔ jué zhè zhǒng féi zào jù |
[03:39.309] | yǒu shuí huì tóu piào duàn le ài qíng lù yǐ wéi yuǎn zǒu tiān gāo |
[03:45.539] | zhuàng dào guǐ dǎ qiáng duǒ yě duǒ bù liǎo |