| [00:00.76] | 要有最朴素的生活和最遥远的梦想 |
| [00:03.47] | 即使明天山高水远 路遥马亡 |
| [00:10.68] | 还不起床啊 哎呀 再不起床 就打屁屁了呦 |
| [00:15.56] | 恭喜你 你今天起床用了一小时 击败了全国1%的人 |
| [00:22.14] | 庸脂俗粉 算得了什么 我才是真角色 |
| [00:27.39] | 喂 快起床了 听见没有 快起来了 你要再不起来 床床外的那个人就要进来了 |
| [00:44.79] | （开门声） 嘿呦 我进来了 |
| [00:53.59] | 你有短信了亲 记得给我好评呦 |
| [01:00.39] | 起床了 新的一天加油 |
| [01:08.79] | 用我一段音 换你高三一年早起 |
| [01:16.78] | 嘿 是不是该起床了 听见了吗 我说 |
| [01:20.72] | 起床号滴滴滴吹 海妖听了展翅飞 |
| [01:28.02] | 请你 再坚持一下好吗 |
| [01:34.72] | 卧槽 快点起来啊 再不起来 没屎吃了 （我那个起来） |
| [01:39.59] | 快点起来呀 再不起来 粑粑都凉了 |
| [01:43.32] | 启奏皇上 小受有一枚短信到来 |
| [01:48.05] | 喽哭呀 哈喽苦呀啊 |
| [01:52.52] | 吃得饱饱的 随时随地都在玩 想睡多久 随我高兴 |
| [01:57.43] | 哭泣 愤怒 欢笑 活下去 活下去 活下去 |
| [02:10.27] | 睡货 快起床 睡货 快起床吧 再不起床我就收了你 |
| [02:19.85] | 用我一生 换你十年天真无邪 |
| [02:28.66] | 甜甜的梦 睡吧 睡吧 在梦里有香甜的气息 有闪烁的星星 |
| [02:38.20] | 有月下青青的草坪 柔软 温暖的绵阳怀抱 缠绵的曲水流觞 |
| [02:47.77] | 梦里我的歌唱萦绕 |
| [02:57.49] | 到点了 起床了 别装了 赶紧起来 上班了 迟到扣工资啊混蛋 |
| [03:04.00] | 你还装睡是吧 你起不起来 起不起来 不起是吧 别怪我了啊 |
| [03:09.88] | 再不起 掉手机 掉钱包了 变大饼脸 没人要了 起床 死胖子 |
| [03:18.38] | 我知道你特别喜欢物理 尤其是热爱化学 而且数学是你心中的女神 |
| [03:25.03] | 好孩子 起来看书了 |
| [03:36.17] | 那么 加油吧 把阳光分你一点哦 |
| [03:47.53] | 哈啊 赶紧起床吧 清华北大离你不远了哦 |
| [03:54.41] | 皇上 起床了 太阳都晒屁股了 |
| [04:00.51] | 起床了 起床了 如果你不起床就把你踢下床 |
| [04:04.28] | 起床了 起床了 如果不起床就把你踢下床 |
| [04:11.87] | 总攻大人 那个受短信你了呦 |
| [04:17.98] | 天黑了 要睡觉了 牧羊人赶着小羊进羊圈了 |
| [04:24.27] | 一只羊 两只羊 三只羊 四只羊 五只羊 六只羊 七只羊 |
| [04:33.26] | 八只大灰狼啊 哎呀 |
| [04:39.69] | 今天天气好晴朗 处处等皇上 |
| [04:46.31] | 青山绿水惹人胖 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嚯嘿 |
| [04:55.19] | 时间不早了呦 该去睡觉了 晚安 |
| [05:07.22] | 短信我已经替你删了 电话我替你接了 滚去学习吧 |
| [05:15.28] | 起床了起床了 小心错过艳遇呦 |
| [05:20.98] | 主人 请看我 嘿 你的短信 不 是你的短信 |
| [05:30.78] | 嘿 你有短信了 嘿 你有短信了 |
| [05:37.87] | 要用功 要学习 好好学习 加油 你一定可以的 考研 一定会成功的 |
| [05:48.38] | 哎嘿嘿 我是短信君 主人请抽我的脸 |
| [05:54.29] | 啊哈哈哈哈哈 你有短信了 哎呦 怎么还看不到我的短信啊 |
| [06:03.50] | 女侠 有个不长眼的给你短信 你是看呢还是不看呢 |
| [06:09.10] | 接电话呀 接电话呀 不接电话我爆炸 |
| [06:14.75] | 快接电话 快接电话 不接电话我爆炸 砰啪 |
| [06:28.48] | 喂 有人想你了 |
| [06:33.55] | 皇上 有一早民求见 你是接了他呢 还是切了他呢 |
| [06:39.46] | 就让一个短信吵到你的梦想 |
| [06:46.49] | 嘿 你的短信 不 是你的短信 |
| [06:53.52] | 不是真的吧 还不起床 |
| [06:58.88] | 你有一条短消息请注意查收 啊哈哈哈 |
| [07:03.62] |
| [00:00.76] | yao you zui pu su de sheng huo he zui yao yuan de meng xiang |
| [00:03.47] | ji shi ming tian shan gao shui yuan lu yao ma wang |
| [00:10.68] | hai bu qi chuang a ai ya zai bu qi chuang jiu da pi pi le you |
| [00:15.56] | gong xi ni ni jin tian qi chuang yong le yi xiao shi ji bai le quan guo 1 de ren |
| [00:22.14] | yong zhi su fen suan de le shen me wo cai shi zhen jue se |
| [00:27.39] | wei kuai qi chuang le ting jian mei you kuai qi lai le ni yao zai bu qi lai chuang chuang wai de na ge ren jiu yao jin lai le |
| [00:44.79] | kai men sheng hei you wo jin lai le |
| [00:53.59] | ni you duan xin le qin ji de gei wo hao ping you |
| [01:00.39] | qi chuang le xin de yi tian jia you |
| [01:08.79] | yong wo yi duan yin huan ni gao san yi nian zao qi |
| [01:16.78] | hei shi bu shi gai qi chuang le ting jian le ma wo shuo |
| [01:20.72] | qi chuang hao di di di chui hai yao ting le zhan chi fei |
| [01:28.02] | qing ni zai jian chi yi xia hao ma |
| [01:34.72] | wo cao kuai dian qi lai a zai bu qi lai mei shi chi le wo na ge qi lai |
| [01:39.59] | kuai dian qi lai ya zai bu qi lai ba ba dou liang le |
| [01:43.32] | qi zou huang shang xiao shou you yi mei duan xin dao lai |
| [01:48.05] | lou ku ya ha lou ku ya a |
| [01:52.52] | chi de bao bao de sui shi sui di dou zai wan xiang shui duo jiu sui wo gao xing |
| [01:57.43] | ku qi fen nu huan xiao huo xia qu huo xia qu huo xia qu |
| [02:10.27] | shui huo kuai qi chuang shui huo kuai qi chuang ba zai bu qi chuang wo jiu shou le ni |
| [02:19.85] | yong wo yi sheng huan ni shi nian tian zhen wu xie |
| [02:28.66] | tian tian de meng shui ba shui ba zai meng li you xiang tian de qi xi you shan shuo de xing xing |
| [02:38.20] | you yue xia qing qing de cao ping rou ruan wen nuan de mian yang huai bao chan mian de qu shui liu shang |
| [02:47.77] | meng li wo de ge chang ying rao |
| [02:57.49] | dao dian le qi chuang le bie zhuang le gan jin qi lai shang ban le chi dao kou gong zi a hun dan |
| [03:04.00] | ni hai zhuang shui shi ba ni qi bu qi lai qi bu qi lai bu qi shi ba bie guai wo le a |
| [03:09.88] | zai bu qi diao shou ji diao qian bao le bian da bing lian mei ren yao le qi chuang si pang zi |
| [03:18.38] | wo zhi dao ni te bie xi huan wu li you qi shi re ai hua xue er qie shu xue shi ni xin zhong de nv shen |
| [03:25.03] | hao hai zi qi lai kan shu le |
| [03:36.17] | na me jia you ba ba yang guang fen ni yi dian o |
| [03:47.53] | ha a gan jin qi chuang ba qing hua bei da li ni bu yuan le o |
| [03:54.41] | huang shang qi chuang le tai yang dou shai pi gu le |
| [04:00.51] | qi chuang le qi chuang le ru guo ni bu qi chuang jiu ba ni ti xia chuang |
| [04:04.28] | qi chuang le qi chuang le ru guo bu qi chuang jiu ba ni ti xia chuang |
| [04:11.87] | zong gong da ren na ge shou duan xin ni le you |
| [04:17.98] | tian hei le yao shui jiao le mu yang ren gan zhe xiao yang jin yang juan le |
| [04:24.27] | yi zhi yang liang zhi yang san zhi yang si zhi yang wu zhi yang liu zhi yang qi zhi yang |
| [04:33.26] | ba zhi da hui lang a ai ya |
| [04:39.69] | jin tian tian qi hao qing lang chu chu deng huang shang |
| [04:46.31] | qing shan lv shui re ren pang hei hei hei hei hei hei hei huo hei |
| [04:55.19] | shi jian bu zao le you gai qu shui jiao le wan an |
| [05:07.22] | duan xin wo yi jing ti ni shan le dian hua wo ti ni jie le gun qu xue xi ba |
| [05:15.28] | qi chuang le qi chuang le xiao xin cuo guo yan yu you |
| [05:20.98] | zhu ren qing kan wo hei ni de duan xin bu shi ni de duan xin |
| [05:30.78] | hei ni you duan xin le hei ni you duan xin le |
| [05:37.87] | yao yong gong yao xue xi hao hao xue xi jia you ni yi ding ke yi de kao yan yi ding hui cheng gong de |
| [05:48.38] | ai hei hei wo shi duan xin jun zhu ren qing chou wo de lian |
| [05:54.29] | a ha ha ha ha ha ni you duan xin le ai you zen me hai kan bu dao wo de duan xin a |
| [06:03.50] | nv xia you ge bu chang yan de gei ni duan xin ni shi kan ne hai shi bu kan ne |
| [06:09.10] | jie dian hua ya jie dian hua ya bu jie dian hua wo bao zha |
| [06:14.75] | kuai jie dian hua kuai jie dian hua bu jie dian hua wo bao zha peng pa |
| [06:28.48] | wei you ren xiang ni le |
| [06:33.55] | huang shang you yi zao min qiu jian ni shi jie le ta ne hai shi qie le ta ne |
| [06:39.46] | jiu rang yi ge duan xin chao dao ni de meng xiang |
| [06:46.49] | hei ni de duan xin bu shi ni de duan xin |
| [06:53.52] | bu shi zhen de ba hai bu qi chuang |
| [06:58.88] | ni you yi tiao duan xiao xi qing zhu yi cha shou a ha ha ha |
| [07:03.62] |
| [00:00.76] | yào yǒu zuì pǔ sù de shēng huó hé zuì yáo yuǎn de mèng xiǎng |
| [00:03.47] | jí shǐ míng tiān shān gāo shuǐ yuǎn lù yáo mǎ wáng |
| [00:10.68] | hái bù qǐ chuáng a āi yā zài bù qǐ chuáng jiù dǎ pì pì le yōu |
| [00:15.56] | gōng xǐ nǐ nǐ jīn tiān qǐ chuáng yòng le yī xiǎo shí jī bài le quán guó 1 de rén |
| [00:22.14] | yōng zhī sú fěn suàn de le shén me wǒ cái shì zhēn jué sè |
| [00:27.39] | wèi kuài qǐ chuáng le tīng jiàn méi yǒu kuài qǐ lái le nǐ yào zài bù qǐ lái chuáng chuáng wài de nà gè rén jiù yào jìn lái le |
| [00:44.79] | kāi mén shēng hēi yōu wǒ jìn lái le |
| [00:53.59] | nǐ yǒu duǎn xìn le qīn jì de gěi wǒ hǎo píng yōu |
| [01:00.39] | qǐ chuáng le xīn de yì tiān jiā yóu |
| [01:08.79] | yòng wǒ yī duàn yīn huàn nǐ gāo sān yī nián zǎo qǐ |
| [01:16.78] | hēi shì bú shì gāi qǐ chuáng le tīng jiàn le ma wǒ shuō |
| [01:20.72] | qǐ chuáng hào dī dī dī chuī hǎi yāo tīng le zhǎn chì fēi |
| [01:28.02] | qǐng nǐ zài jiān chí yī xià hǎo ma |
| [01:34.72] | wò cáo kuài diǎn qǐ lái a zài bù qǐ lái méi shǐ chī le wǒ nà gè qǐ lái |
| [01:39.59] | kuài diǎn qǐ lái ya zài bù qǐ lái bā bā dōu liáng le |
| [01:43.32] | qǐ zòu huáng shàng xiǎo shòu yǒu yī méi duǎn xìn dào lái |
| [01:48.05] | lóu kū ya hā lóu kǔ ya a |
| [01:52.52] | chī dé bǎo bǎo de suí shí suí dì dōu zài wán xiǎng shuì duō jiǔ suí wǒ gāo xìng |
| [01:57.43] | kū qì fèn nù huān xiào huó xià qù huó xià qù huó xià qù |
| [02:10.27] | shuì huò kuài qǐ chuáng shuì huò kuài qǐ chuáng ba zài bù qǐ chuáng wǒ jiù shōu le nǐ |
| [02:19.85] | yòng wǒ yī shēng huàn nǐ shí nián tiān zhēn wú xié |
| [02:28.66] | tián tián de mèng shuì ba shuì ba zài mèng lǐ yǒu xiāng tián de qì xī yǒu shǎn shuò de xīng xīng |
| [02:38.20] | yǒu yuè xià qīng qīng de cǎo píng róu ruǎn wēn nuǎn de mián yáng huái bào chán mián de qǔ shuǐ liú shāng |
| [02:47.77] | mèng lǐ wǒ de gē chàng yíng rào |
| [02:57.49] | dào diǎn le qǐ chuáng le bié zhuāng le gǎn jǐn qǐ lái shàng bān le chí dào kòu gōng zī a hún dàn |
| [03:04.00] | nǐ hái zhuāng shuì shì ba nǐ qǐ bù qǐ lái qǐ bù qǐ lái bù qǐ shì ba bié guài wǒ le a |
| [03:09.88] | zài bù qǐ diào shǒu jī diào qián bāo le biàn dà bǐng liǎn méi rén yào le qǐ chuáng sǐ pàng zi |
| [03:18.38] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ tè bié xǐ huān wù lǐ yóu qí shì rè ài huà xué ér qiě shù xué shì nǐ xīn zhōng de nǚ shén |
| [03:25.03] | hǎo hái zi qǐ lái kàn shū le |
| [03:36.17] | nà me jiā yóu ba bǎ yáng guāng fēn nǐ yì diǎn ó |
| [03:47.53] | hā a gǎn jǐn qǐ chuáng ba qīng huá běi dà lí nǐ bù yuǎn le ó |
| [03:54.41] | huáng shàng qǐ chuáng le tài yáng dōu shài pì gǔ le |
| [04:00.51] | qǐ chuáng le qǐ chuáng le rú guǒ nǐ bù qǐ chuáng jiù bǎ nǐ tī xià chuáng |
| [04:04.28] | qǐ chuáng le qǐ chuáng le rú guǒ bù qǐ chuáng jiù bǎ nǐ tī xià chuáng |
| [04:11.87] | zǒng gōng dà rén nà gè shòu duǎn xìn nǐ le yōu |
| [04:17.98] | tiān hēi le yào shuì jiào le mù yáng rén gǎn zhe xiǎo yáng jìn yáng juàn le |
| [04:24.27] | yì zhī yáng liǎng zhǐ yáng sān zhǐ yáng sì zhǐ yáng wǔ zhǐ yáng liù zhǐ yáng qī zhǐ yáng |
| [04:33.26] | bā zhǐ dà huī láng a āi yā |
| [04:39.69] | jīn tiān tiān qì hǎo qíng lǎng chǔ chù děng huáng shàng |
| [04:46.31] | qīng shān lǜ shuǐ rě rén pàng hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi huò hēi |
| [04:55.19] | shí jiān bù zǎo le yōu gāi qù shuì jiào le wǎn ān |
| [05:07.22] | duǎn xìn wǒ yǐ jīng tì nǐ shān le diàn huà wǒ tì nǐ jiē le gǔn qù xué xí ba |
| [05:15.28] | qǐ chuáng le qǐ chuáng le xiǎo xīn cuò guò yàn yù yōu |
| [05:20.98] | zhǔ rén qǐng kàn wǒ hēi nǐ de duǎn xìn bù shì nǐ de duǎn xìn |
| [05:30.78] | hēi nǐ yǒu duǎn xìn le hēi nǐ yǒu duǎn xìn le |
| [05:37.87] | yào yòng gōng yào xué xí hǎo hào xué xí jiā yóu nǐ yí dìng kě yǐ de kǎo yán yí dìng huì chéng gōng de |
| [05:48.38] | āi hēi hēi wǒ shì duǎn xìn jūn zhǔ rén qǐng chōu wǒ de liǎn |
| [05:54.29] | ā hā hā hā hā hā nǐ yǒu duǎn xìn le āi yōu zěn me hái kàn bú dào wǒ de duǎn xìn a |
| [06:03.50] | nǚ xiá yǒu gè bù cháng yǎn de gěi nǐ duǎn xìn nǐ shì kàn ne hái shì bù kàn ne |
| [06:09.10] | jiē diàn huà ya jiē diàn huà ya bù jiē diàn huà wǒ bào zhà |
| [06:14.75] | kuài jiē diàn huà kuài jiē diàn huà bù jiē diàn huà wǒ bào zhà pēng pā |
| [06:28.48] | wèi yǒu rén xiǎng nǐ le |
| [06:33.55] | huáng shàng yǒu yī zǎo mín qiú jiàn nǐ shì jiē le tā ne hái shì qiè le tā ne |
| [06:39.46] | jiù ràng yí gè duǎn xìn chǎo dào nǐ de mèng xiǎng |
| [06:46.49] | hēi nǐ de duǎn xìn bù shì nǐ de duǎn xìn |
| [06:53.52] | bú shì zhēn de ba hái bù qǐ chuáng |
| [06:58.88] | nǐ yǒu yī tiáo duǎn xiāo xī qǐng zhù yì chá shōu ā hā hā hā |
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