| Won't see me on my knees | |
| Take my soul and save it, please | |
| Ten hail Mary's for my sin | |
| Paying heaven to get in | |
| Got no money for your basket | |
| A million times you can ask it | |
| Find your bible far too odd | |
| Ain't got time for your god | |
| I've made my decision | |
| Don't want your religion | |
| No more church-bound prison | |
| Or jerry falwell television | |
| Don't forget, he's coming back | |
| So put your dollars in the stack | |
| The second coming's getting close | |
| So pay up now and get the most | |
| Form a line for all to pay | |
| And do the same next Sunday | |
| Step right up and clean your soul | |
| Single file, young and old | |
| I've made my decision | |
| Don't want your religion | |
| No more church-bound prison | |
| Or jerry falwell television | |
| Wash your brain, a strange obsession | |
| You're an angel, post confession | |
| Holy book tells right from wrong | |
| Last donation, overdrawn |