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Ask me how do I feel |
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Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging |
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Well, sir, all I can say |
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Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing |
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From the moment we kissed tonight |
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That's the way I just got to behave |
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Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light |
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Or if I were a banner I'd wave |
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Ask me how do I feel |
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Little me with my quiet upbringing |
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Well, sir, all I can say |
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Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging |
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And if I were a watch I'd start |
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Popping my spring |
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Or if I were a bell |
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I'd go ding dong ding dong ding |
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Ask me how do I feel |
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From this chemistry lesson I'm learning |
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Well, sir, all I can say |
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Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning |
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Yes, I knew my moral would crack |
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From the wonderful way that you looked |
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Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack |
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Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked |
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Ask me how do I feel |
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Ask me now that we're fondly caressing |
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Pal, if I were a salad |
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I know I'd be splashing my dressing |
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Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring |
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Or if I were a bell |
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Yes, if I were a bell, if I were a bell |
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I'd go ding dong ding dong ding |