| Song | Dear Abby |
| Artist | Dead Kennedys |
| Album | Bedtime for Democracy |
| Dear abby, | |
| Got a problem. i'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. it's | |
| Important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. but we just can't | |
| Afford to with the prices the way they are. so i bring home some choice cuts from my | |
| Autopsy subjects. just mix in the tuna helper＃and ta-da! | |
| The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. they ask me what's | |
| My secret. abby, i think they're getting suspicious. my smart-ass 8-year-old keeps | |
| Asking, "where's all the meat? the red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge." | |
| If they find out the truth i don't think they'll understand. abby, what do i tell | |
| My family? | |
| Dear reaganomics victim: consult your clergyman. make sure the body's | |
| Blessed and everything should be just fine. |
| Dear abby, | |
| Got a problem. i' m a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. it' s | |
| Important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. but we just can' t | |
| Afford to with the prices the way they are. so i bring home some choice cuts from my | |
| Autopsy subjects. just mix in the tuna helper and tada! | |
| The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. they ask me what' s | |
| My secret. abby, i think they' re getting suspicious. my smartass 8yearold keeps | |
| Asking, " where' s all the meat? the red dye 2 kind that' s kept in the fridge." | |
| If they find out the truth i don' t think they' ll understand. abby, what do i tell | |
| My family? | |
| Dear reaganomics victim: consult your clergyman. make sure the body' s | |
| Blessed and everything should be just fine. |