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If you got it you don't need it |
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If you need it you don't got it |
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You don't get shame on you |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Them that have it get more of it |
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Less they need it the more they love it |
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And it sticks to them like glue |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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Ask the rich man he'll confess |
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Money can't buy happiness |
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Ask the poor man he don't doubt |
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But he'd rather be miserable with than without |
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If you spend it please be wiser |
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If you save it you're a miser |
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You don't want it you're cuckoo |
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Funny funny funny what money can do |
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(JL) La la money |
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(DM) Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing |
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(JL) I'm singing (DM) This is singing |
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(JL) Don't you like it (DM) No I don't like it you want to sing with me |
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(JL) Can I sing with you (DM) Sure you can |
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(JL) All right |
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(DM) If I do not need it badly |
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(JL) Folks will give it to you gladly |
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(DM) But I need it |
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(JL) Nuts to you |
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(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do |
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(DM) If I am lucky and I make it |
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(JL) You'll be frightened (D) But who can take it |
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(JL) The Internal Revenoooooooo |
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(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do |
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(DM) Birds don't got it still they sing |
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(JL) Eating winds up on the wing |
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(DM) Ideal lives some folks affirm |
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(JL) So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman |
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(DM) It's a bad thing oh yes very |
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(JL) For the germs and sanitary |
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(DM) Will you have some (JL) Oh thank you |
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(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do |
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...mumble jumble... |
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(DM) If I got it (JL) Who's got it (DM) I don't need it (JL) But I need it |
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(DM) If you need it (JL) And I need it (DM) You don't got it (JL) But I want it |
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(DM) You can't get it shame on you (JL) What can I do |
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(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do |
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(DM) Them that have it (JL) Where'd they get it (DM) Get more of it (JL) Can they keep it |
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(DM) The less they need it (JL) Who don't need it (DM) The more they love it (JL) And how they love it |
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(DM) And it sticks to them like glue (JL) Boo hoo |
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(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do |
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(Both) Money money we love you |
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(Both) Funny funny funny you can do |
