The President Song Lyrics
| Song | The President Song |
| Artist | Cross Canadian Ragweed |
| Album | Live and Loud at the Wormy Dog |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Canada | |
| Oh if I were | |
| President | |
| I'd make you realize no more question's no more lies | |
| I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes | |
| If I were | |
| President. | |
| Well first and formost son | |
| Jesus Christ is the only one you're gonna talk to when your day begins | |
| I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday you gotta get down on your knees and pray thank a man for dyin for you sins. | |
| If I were president | |
| I'd make you understand | |
| Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand | |
| If I were president. | |
| We're gonna put the word out on the street no more | |
| Washington | |
| D.C., I'm gonna make this country big and strong no more payin up your taxes the capitol's in | |
| Fort Worth, | |
| Texas; thats the only place a house that big belongs | |
| If I were president | |
| Nobody's gonna push us around, | |
| Well nobody's gonna laugh when | |
| Jason Boland's my chief of staff | |
| If I were president. | |
| Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts your diggin yourself deeper in a rut | |
| I got a way to end you problems soon | |
| Well we'll bring home every one of our boys pull out our biggest baddest toys and blow you crazy bastards to the moon. | |
| If I were president, | |
| Nobody's gonna push us around | |
| If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn their country to the ground, | |
| If I were president. | |
| Well talk about you | |
| Osama bin | |
| Laden It won't be long till your name's forgotten | |
| America's freedom is always gonna ring | |
| And you know that we wont be satisfied | |
| Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried | |
| Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling. | |
| If I were president | |
| If I were president | |
| Hey one thing you can't deny your sorry ass is gonna die | |
| If I was president | |
| Well I got one for you, | |
| Saddam Hussein | |
| We'll resurect | |
| General John | |
| Wayne, and put together a very simple plan, we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns and you and the | |
| Duke 'ul be 1-on-1 and he'll kick your ass if you were a man. | |
| If I were president | |
| If I were president | |
| If you don't like | |
| Willie Nelson you gotta go to prision | |
| If I were president | |
| So cash your vote and make it me an' if | |
| I win the beer's free | |
| If I were president. |
| zuo qu : Canada | |
| Oh if I were | |
| President | |
| I' d make you realize no more question' s no more lies | |
| I' ll tell you the truth looking in your eyes | |
| If I were | |
| President. | |
| Well first and formost son | |
| Jesus Christ is the only one you' re gonna talk to when your day begins | |
| I' m gonna pass the law that says everyday you gotta get down on your knees and pray thank a man for dyin for you sins. | |
| If I were president | |
| I' d make you understand | |
| Jesus is the man he' s the reason that you stand | |
| If I were president. | |
| We' re gonna put the word out on the street no more | |
| Washington | |
| D. C., I' m gonna make this country big and strong no more payin up your taxes the capitol' s in | |
| Fort Worth, | |
| Texas thats the only place a house that big belongs | |
| If I were president | |
| Nobody' s gonna push us around, | |
| Well nobody' s gonna laugh when | |
| Jason Boland' s my chief of staff | |
| If I were president. | |
| Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts your diggin yourself deeper in a rut | |
| I got a way to end you problems soon | |
| Well we' ll bring home every one of our boys pull out our biggest baddest toys and blow you crazy bastards to the moon. | |
| If I were president, | |
| Nobody' s gonna push us around | |
| If they threaten us or put us down we' ll burn their country to the ground, | |
| If I were president. | |
| Well talk about you | |
| Osama bin | |
| Laden It won' t be long till your name' s forgotten | |
| America' s freedom is always gonna ring | |
| And you know that we wont be satisfied | |
| Till your hatred' s dead and your people are fried | |
| Your head' s on a stick and your balls in a sling. | |
| If I were president | |
| If I were president | |
| Hey one thing you can' t deny your sorry ass is gonna die | |
| If I was president | |
| Well I got one for you, | |
| Saddam Hussein | |
| We' ll resurect | |
| General John | |
| Wayne, and put together a very simple plan, we' ll put down our ' nukes put down our guns and you and the | |
| Duke ' ul be 1on1 and he' ll kick your ass if you were a man. | |
| If I were president | |
| If I were president | |
| If you don' t like | |
| Willie Nelson you gotta go to prision | |
| If I were president | |
| So cash your vote and make it me an' if | |
| I win the beer' s free | |
| If I were president. |
| zuò qǔ : Canada | |
| Oh if I were | |
| President | |
| I' d make you realize no more question' s no more lies | |
| I' ll tell you the truth looking in your eyes | |
| If I were | |
| President. | |
| Well first and formost son | |
| Jesus Christ is the only one you' re gonna talk to when your day begins | |
| I' m gonna pass the law that says everyday you gotta get down on your knees and pray thank a man for dyin for you sins. | |
| If I were president | |
| I' d make you understand | |
| Jesus is the man he' s the reason that you stand | |
| If I were president. | |
| We' re gonna put the word out on the street no more | |
| Washington | |
| D. C., I' m gonna make this country big and strong no more payin up your taxes the capitol' s in | |
| Fort Worth, | |
| Texas thats the only place a house that big belongs | |
| If I were president | |
| Nobody' s gonna push us around, | |
| Well nobody' s gonna laugh when | |
| Jason Boland' s my chief of staff | |
| If I were president. | |
| Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts your diggin yourself deeper in a rut | |
| I got a way to end you problems soon | |
| Well we' ll bring home every one of our boys pull out our biggest baddest toys and blow you crazy bastards to the moon. | |
| If I were president, | |
| Nobody' s gonna push us around | |
| If they threaten us or put us down we' ll burn their country to the ground, | |
| If I were president. | |
| Well talk about you | |
| Osama bin | |
| Laden It won' t be long till your name' s forgotten | |
| America' s freedom is always gonna ring | |
| And you know that we wont be satisfied | |
| Till your hatred' s dead and your people are fried | |
| Your head' s on a stick and your balls in a sling. | |
| If I were president | |
| If I were president | |
| Hey one thing you can' t deny your sorry ass is gonna die | |
| If I was president | |
| Well I got one for you, | |
| Saddam Hussein | |
| We' ll resurect | |
| General John | |
| Wayne, and put together a very simple plan, we' ll put down our ' nukes put down our guns and you and the | |
| Duke ' ul be 1on1 and he' ll kick your ass if you were a man. | |
| If I were president | |
| If I were president | |
| If you don' t like | |
| Willie Nelson you gotta go to prision | |
| If I were president | |
| So cash your vote and make it me an' if | |
| I win the beer' s free | |
| If I were president. |
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