Acupuncture Lyrics
| Song | Acupuncture |
| Artist | Chris Morris |
| Album | Blue Jam |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.112] | - How do I say your name again? |
| [00:05.936] | - Martin. |
| [00:10.403] | - Right, Martin. |
| [00:13.851] | Think the headaches have a lot to do with your posture at the computer. |
| [00:19.645] | Can I just look at your tongue? |
| [00:26.993] | Yes. |
| [00:30.458] | Do you get cold fingertips? |
| [00:33.000] | - Um, yes. Sometimes. |
| [00:41.392] | - I'll just take your pulse. |
| [00:49.153] | Your spleen is damp. |
| [00:51.497] | - Mm. |
| [00:56.409] | - Have you had acupuncture before? |
| [00:59.218] | - No. |
| [01:00.223] | (It's important for patients to relax fully before I start the treatment,) |
| [01:04.041] | - Okay, right. Let's have you up on the table. |
| [01:07.976] | (otherwise it can be a bit distressing.) |
| [01:12.823] | Just put your wrist down by your side. |
| [01:16.787] | You may feel a little tingle when I put this one in. |
| [01:28.840] | (The nails I use are between nine and fourteen inches long, and half an inch thick.) |
| [01:36.546] | Okay, and now, two in your stomach. |
| [01:48.654] | (They must go through the body part, and at least two inches into the table,) |
| [01:56.212] | (otherwise the patient will slide off when I prop them against the wall.) |
| [02:00.626] | And the other one. Can you move your head at all? |
| [02:06.366] | - Don't want to. |
| [02:09.762] | - Okay. Now, what I'm going to do, Martin, is prop you up on your board. |
| [02:22.404] | Right. You might feel a little uncomfortable, |
| [02:26.269] | 'cause you're taking the weight of your body on those nails through your arms. |
| [02:30.898] | - Yep. |
| [02:32.111] | - So, you might want to try and just push down a bit. |
| [02:35.622] | - Yep. |
| [02:37.740] | (Often, I'll leave several patients together along the walls.) |
| [02:40.503] | - Be back about half an hour. |
| [02:43.759] | (They're usually concentrating too much on themselves to notice anything else.) |
| [02:51.054] | Now Martin, I'm just gonna give your stomach nails a little tweak. |
| [02:57.480] | Can you feel that? |
| [02:59.388] | - Yes. |
| [03:00.670] | - This one? |
| [03:04.209] | Good. |
| [03:08.350] | Sorry? |
| [03:12.084] | Oh, Sarah's fainted. Alright. |
| [03:14.832] | Yeah. That's quite normal. |
| [03:19.789] | Alright Sarah? |
| [03:21.911] | Just waking you up. Alright? |
| [03:24.413] | There we are, alright? |
| [03:26.771] | That's it. Wakey-wakey! |
| [03:30.181] | (I think the treatment is very successful.) |
| [03:34.482] | Deep breaths, everyone! |
| [03:37.085] | (I've never had a patient come back.) |
| [03:42.122] | (We have difficulty getting some of them to leave.) |
| [03:47.790] | (Under their own steam.) |
| [03:51.189] | (We just have to leave them out the back.) |
| [03:56.526] | (They've normally gone in the morning.) |
| [04:02.919] | (Yeah.) |
| [04:03.829] |
| [00:03.112] | How do I say your name again? |
| [00:05.936] | Martin. |
| [00:10.403] | Right, Martin. |
| [00:13.851] | Think the headaches have a lot to do with your posture at the computer. |
| [00:19.645] | Can I just look at your tongue? |
| [00:26.993] | Yes. |
| [00:30.458] | Do you get cold fingertips? |
| [00:33.000] | Um, yes. Sometimes. |
| [00:41.392] | I' ll just take your pulse. |
| [00:49.153] | Your spleen is damp. |
| [00:51.497] | Mm. |
| [00:56.409] | Have you had acupuncture before? |
| [00:59.218] | No. |
| [01:00.223] | It' s important for patients to relax fully before I start the treatment, |
| [01:04.041] | Okay, right. Let' s have you up on the table. |
| [01:07.976] | otherwise it can be a bit distressing. |
| [01:12.823] | Just put your wrist down by your side. |
| [01:16.787] | You may feel a little tingle when I put this one in. |
| [01:28.840] | The nails I use are between nine and fourteen inches long, and half an inch thick. |
| [01:36.546] | Okay, and now, two in your stomach. |
| [01:48.654] | They must go through the body part, and at least two inches into the table, |
| [01:56.212] | otherwise the patient will slide off when I prop them against the wall. |
| [02:00.626] | And the other one. Can you move your head at all? |
| [02:06.366] | Don' t want to. |
| [02:09.762] | Okay. Now, what I' m going to do, Martin, is prop you up on your board. |
| [02:22.404] | Right. You might feel a little uncomfortable, |
| [02:26.269] | ' cause you' re taking the weight of your body on those nails through your arms. |
| [02:30.898] | Yep. |
| [02:32.111] | So, you might want to try and just push down a bit. |
| [02:35.622] | Yep. |
| [02:37.740] | Often, I' ll leave several patients together along the walls. |
| [02:40.503] | Be back about half an hour. |
| [02:43.759] | They' re usually concentrating too much on themselves to notice anything else. |
| [02:51.054] | Now Martin, I' m just gonna give your stomach nails a little tweak. |
| [02:57.480] | Can you feel that? |
| [02:59.388] | Yes. |
| [03:00.670] | This one? |
| [03:04.209] | Good. |
| [03:08.350] | Sorry? |
| [03:12.084] | Oh, Sarah' s fainted. Alright. |
| [03:14.832] | Yeah. That' s quite normal. |
| [03:19.789] | Alright Sarah? |
| [03:21.911] | Just waking you up. Alright? |
| [03:24.413] | There we are, alright? |
| [03:26.771] | That' s it. Wakeywakey! |
| [03:30.181] | I think the treatment is very successful. |
| [03:34.482] | Deep breaths, everyone! |
| [03:37.085] | I' ve never had a patient come back. |
| [03:42.122] | We have difficulty getting some of them to leave. |
| [03:47.790] | Under their own steam. |
| [03:51.189] | We just have to leave them out the back. |
| [03:56.526] | They' ve normally gone in the morning. |
| [04:02.919] | Yeah. |
| [04:03.829] |
| [00:03.112] | How do I say your name again? |
| [00:05.936] | Martin. |
| [00:10.403] | Right, Martin. |
| [00:13.851] | Think the headaches have a lot to do with your posture at the computer. |
| [00:19.645] | Can I just look at your tongue? |
| [00:26.993] | Yes. |
| [00:30.458] | Do you get cold fingertips? |
| [00:33.000] | Um, yes. Sometimes. |
| [00:41.392] | I' ll just take your pulse. |
| [00:49.153] | Your spleen is damp. |
| [00:51.497] | Mm. |
| [00:56.409] | Have you had acupuncture before? |
| [00:59.218] | No. |
| [01:00.223] | It' s important for patients to relax fully before I start the treatment, |
| [01:04.041] | Okay, right. Let' s have you up on the table. |
| [01:07.976] | otherwise it can be a bit distressing. |
| [01:12.823] | Just put your wrist down by your side. |
| [01:16.787] | You may feel a little tingle when I put this one in. |
| [01:28.840] | The nails I use are between nine and fourteen inches long, and half an inch thick. |
| [01:36.546] | Okay, and now, two in your stomach. |
| [01:48.654] | They must go through the body part, and at least two inches into the table, |
| [01:56.212] | otherwise the patient will slide off when I prop them against the wall. |
| [02:00.626] | And the other one. Can you move your head at all? |
| [02:06.366] | Don' t want to. |
| [02:09.762] | Okay. Now, what I' m going to do, Martin, is prop you up on your board. |
| [02:22.404] | Right. You might feel a little uncomfortable, |
| [02:26.269] | ' cause you' re taking the weight of your body on those nails through your arms. |
| [02:30.898] | Yep. |
| [02:32.111] | So, you might want to try and just push down a bit. |
| [02:35.622] | Yep. |
| [02:37.740] | Often, I' ll leave several patients together along the walls. |
| [02:40.503] | Be back about half an hour. |
| [02:43.759] | They' re usually concentrating too much on themselves to notice anything else. |
| [02:51.054] | Now Martin, I' m just gonna give your stomach nails a little tweak. |
| [02:57.480] | Can you feel that? |
| [02:59.388] | Yes. |
| [03:00.670] | This one? |
| [03:04.209] | Good. |
| [03:08.350] | Sorry? |
| [03:12.084] | Oh, Sarah' s fainted. Alright. |
| [03:14.832] | Yeah. That' s quite normal. |
| [03:19.789] | Alright Sarah? |
| [03:21.911] | Just waking you up. Alright? |
| [03:24.413] | There we are, alright? |
| [03:26.771] | That' s it. Wakeywakey! |
| [03:30.181] | I think the treatment is very successful. |
| [03:34.482] | Deep breaths, everyone! |
| [03:37.085] | I' ve never had a patient come back. |
| [03:42.122] | We have difficulty getting some of them to leave. |
| [03:47.790] | Under their own steam. |
| [03:51.189] | We just have to leave them out the back. |
| [03:56.526] | They' ve normally gone in the morning. |
| [04:02.919] | Yeah. |
| [04:03.829] |
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