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Life's going fine till it's time to pay |
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Then nobody cares about what you say |
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Borrowing all the time |
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Now you're in debt |
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Money's fun to spend |
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You bet |
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My arms are short and my pockets deep |
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And all the money that I have I want to keep |
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I'll be making my payments over time |
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That was long ago, now the lender whines |
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Moving down the river of life |
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Make your payments grab a wife |
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Then you try and float upstream |
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It's much harder than it seems |
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Finally you make your goal |
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With no morals and no soul |
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Had to sell them on the way |
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So that you could live today |
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You're up shits creek |
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Installment due last week |
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Your bank book is looking bleak |
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Because you're up shits creek |
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Travelling without a paddle |
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For so long it doesn't matter |
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Now you're in a new tax bracket |
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Don't forget your life jacket |
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And if you hit some waves |
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That's alright money saves |
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But if your cash flow stops |
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Will your life crumble and drop |
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You're up shits creek |
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Installment due last week |
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Your bank book is looking bleak |
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Because you're up shits creek |
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That's because you're up shits creek |
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Now your debts are paid |
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And you can relax |
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You've got shit in your ears |
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Or is it wax |
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I thought I saw your boat capsize |
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Bobbing in the creek |
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Getting shit in your eyes |
