| Song | 1-900-Off-Your Square |
| Artist | Crucial Conflict |
| Album | The Final Tic |
| 作词 : Johnson | |
| Special bulletin from | |
| Rall **** | |
| Records Have you been feelin' like a laim? | |
| Have you been plaid by ******? | |
| Do ******s mass up at tou when you come around? | |
| Does your car straight bustin' out with flat tires every day? | |
| If you 've been havin' these contractions dial 1-900- | |
| I'm-off-mymutha******'******. | |
| And we'll come and beat your mutha****** ass for fallin out. | |
| Thank you for your punkass time. | |
| Sincerely, | |
| Flict ******. |
| zuò cí : Johnson | |
| Special bulletin from | |
| Rall | |
| Records Have you been feelin' like a laim? | |
| Have you been plaid by ? | |
| Do s mass up at tou when you come around? | |
| Does your car straight bustin' out with flat tires every day? | |
| If you ' ve been havin' these contractions dial 1900 | |
| I' moffmymutha'. | |
| And we' ll come and beat your mutha ass for fallin out. | |
| Thank you for your punkass time. | |
| Sincerely, | |
| Flict . |