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Shiny button-down clown suit |
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Oxymoron [Repeat] |
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Fucked up the simplest of chores |
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Mister constant consternation |
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And his declaration of war |
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Makes a fist out of demands |
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With his plasticene hands |
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Matey makes a big, big deal |
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And matey makes a big big meal |
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Boasts of a conscience so big |
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It means his uniform won't fit |
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Cooking books and punching drunks |
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Working for the real crooks |
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The good cop |
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Oxymoron [Repeat] |
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I don't believe in the good cop |
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I don't believe in the good cop |
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I don't believe |
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At the ticket inspector's party |
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Prison guards eye store detectives |
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All good fighters of crime |
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Same repeated chat-up line |
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Are you well tooled up |
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Come and have a go if you think |
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You're hard enough |
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Watch them tighten their straps |
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Yes sir I switched on the taps |
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Heads to crack, eyes to black |
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Bureaucrats will cover your tracks |
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Here's how your dictatorships begin |
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Fools obey without thinking |
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The good cop |
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Oxymoron [Repeat] |
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I don't believe in the good cop |
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I don't believe in the good cop |
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I don't believe [Repeat] |
