Screams in the Ears

	Offer your sherry to somebody else
	I've got nothing to say
	'cept my wife's in the bedroom with everyone else
	But I don't want to play
	Will you stop asking me who I am?
	Go and find someone else
	To tell your jokes to
	What a great party this is
	Though you've got me alone, the records still moan
	I've got nothing but screams in my ears
	I've just put a cigarette out
	No thanks, I don't want another beer
	Will you stop asking me who I am?
	Go and find someone else
	To tell your jokes to
	What a great party this is
	Well they told me the budgerigar
	Committed suicide
	But it was you, I saw you put that gin in its water
	I was standing by your side
	Will you stop asking me who I am?
	Go and find someone else
	To tell your jokes to
	What a great party this is