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Offer your sherry to somebody else |
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I've got nothing to say |
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'cept my wife's in the bedroom with everyone else |
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But I don't want to play |
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Will you stop asking me who I am? |
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Go and find someone else |
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To tell your jokes to |
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What a great party this is |
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Though you've got me alone, the records still moan |
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I've got nothing but screams in my ears |
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I've just put a cigarette out |
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No thanks, I don't want another beer |
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Will you stop asking me who I am? |
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Go and find someone else |
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To tell your jokes to |
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What a great party this is |
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Well they told me the budgerigar |
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Committed suicide |
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But it was you, I saw you put that gin in its water |
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I was standing by your side |
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Will you stop asking me who I am? |
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Go and find someone else |
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To tell your jokes to |
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What a great party this is |