| Song | If I'm a Man |
| Artist | Burning Brides |
| Album | Fall of the Plastic Empire |
| 作曲 : Coats | |
| If I'm a man | |
| Then you are the god of everything else | |
| If I'm a man | |
| Then I'm gonna think of you when I'm all by myself | |
| When the tears roll down your face | |
| Then you'll know | |
| If I'm a man | |
| Then I'm gonna put you right up on the shelf | |
| If I'm a man | |
| Then I got a cock that thinks for itself | |
| When the tears roll down your face | |
| Then you'll know | |
| (All right settle in now, that feels good) | |
| Transmission effect broadcast meat | |
| (Step to the side, start walking) | |
| Plastic (down second street) crushing buildings fall on fat meathead | |
| (All in black) | |
| While lifting Volkswagen to save young blonde Barbie | |
| (Gather round for the downtown clown) | |
| Here comes the trash | |
| (Hey over there, I got something for you) | |
| Oh I'm sorry did I get some on you | |
| Oh, it'll wipe right up | |
| Hey hey hey hey | |
| If I'm a man | |
| Then I'm gonna love you like no other man could now baby | |
| If I'm a man | |
| Then I'm gonna bring you on down to the gutter with me now honey | |
| When the tears roll down your face | |
| Then you'll know |
| zuò qǔ : Coats | |
| If I' m a man | |
| Then you are the god of everything else | |
| If I' m a man | |
| Then I' m gonna think of you when I' m all by myself | |
| When the tears roll down your face | |
| Then you' ll know | |
| If I' m a man | |
| Then I' m gonna put you right up on the shelf | |
| If I' m a man | |
| Then I got a cock that thinks for itself | |
| When the tears roll down your face | |
| Then you' ll know | |
| All right settle in now, that feels good | |
| Transmission effect broadcast meat | |
| Step to the side, start walking | |
| Plastic down second street crushing buildings fall on fat meathead | |
| All in black | |
| While lifting Volkswagen to save young blonde Barbie | |
| Gather round for the downtown clown | |
| Here comes the trash | |
| Hey over there, I got something for you | |
| Oh I' m sorry did I get some on you | |
| Oh, it' ll wipe right up | |
| Hey hey hey hey | |
| If I' m a man | |
| Then I' m gonna love you like no other man could now baby | |
| If I' m a man | |
| Then I' m gonna bring you on down to the gutter with me now honey | |
| When the tears roll down your face | |
| Then you' ll know |