| [00:16.050] | 喂喂荷里活有間大酒店 |
| [00:20.180] | 有三個肥婆呀學踢波 學踢波 |
| [00:26.030] | 你又踢 佢又踢 卒之就踢左落河 |
| [00:31.390] | 啊 你想執番個波 我幫你執個波丫 |
| [00:35.770] | 我標落去水雙手攬住個波 |
| [00:39.750] | fing上去水面等佢捉住個波 |
| [00:43.520] | 佢個心想話接住點知佢差錯腳落河 我忙救距命惊距又扎死我 |
| [00:51.300] | 搵多兩個肥婆合力去拖 |
| [00:55.050] | 好彩又救醒左 你地玩波 玩波 |
| [00:59.230] | 應該要小心播 |
| [01:03.010] | 肥婆Ａ白: 喂, 肥婆霞你冇野丫嘛? |
| [01:06.640] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 冇野, 哎也個衰佬真係撞鬼呀, 係度搏懵呀! |
| [01:09.470] | 肥婆Ｃ白: 哎也, 點解咁架? |
| [01:10.960] | 肥婆Ａ白: 哎也, 咁抵死呀? |
| [01:12.460] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 係啦, 摸手摸腳呀個衰佬呀... |
| [01:13.500] | 肥婆Ａ白: 離晒大譜呀! |
| [01:14.480] | 肥婆Ｃ白: 即係佢乘機揩油! |
| [01:15.440] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 係喇係喇! |
| [01:16.440] | 肥婆Ａ白: 我就話佢想非禮你就真呀! |
| [01:17.380] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 係呀係呀, 咁既人都有既, 真係丫! |
| [01:20.400] | 尹光白: 唉, 你咪救人啦, 我都知道就唔救佢架勒, |
| [01:23.910] | 所以我地廣東人既俗語講得好呀, 好心著雷劈, |
| [01:28.580] | 一Ｄ都冇錯架. 呢! 就係好似果個肥婆咁, 踢波, |
| [01:33.660] | 係河邊踢, 跌左落河, 係我救佢上黎姐, 都唔在話勒, |
| [01:39.680] | 救人一命呀勝過七級浮屠, 救佢上黎重話我非禮佢, |
| [01:44.820] | 你知啦, 遊水救人, 抆下撞下梗係有架啦嘛. |
| [01:49.640] | 佢支支呀佐 佢真囉呀梳 |
| [01:53.530] | 居然窒阿哥 都只為執個波 |
| [01:57.100] | 好彩我讀過詩書不易發火 |
| [02:01.080] | 否則我又再兜腳踢佢落河 |
| [02:05.140] | 荷里活呢間大酒店 有個肥婆為左學踢波 |
| [02:12.790] | 爭Ｄ命冇左 你地玩波 玩波 |
| [02:17.010] | 應該要小心播 |
| [02:23.000] | *****END***** |
| [00:16.050] | wei wei he li huo you jian da jiu dian |
| [00:20.180] | you san ge fei po ya xue ti bo xue ti bo |
| [00:26.030] | ni you ti qu you ti zu zhi jiu ti zuo luo he |
| [00:31.390] | a ni xiang zhi fan ge bo wo bang ni zhi ge bo ya |
| [00:35.770] | wo biao luo qu shui shuang shou lan zhu ge bo |
| [00:39.750] | fing shang qu shui mian deng qu zhuo zhu ge bo |
| [00:43.520] | qu ge xin xiang hua jie zhu dian zhi qu cha cuo jiao luo he wo mang jiu ju ming jing ju you zha si wo |
| [00:51.300] | wen duo liang ge fei po he li qu tuo |
| [00:55.050] | hao cai you jiu xing zuo ni di wan bo wan bo |
| [00:59.230] | ying gai yao xiao xin bo |
| [01:03.010] | fei po bai: wei, fei po xia ni mao ye ya ma? |
| [01:06.640] | fei po bai: mao ye, ai ye ge shuai lao zhen xi zhuang gui ya, xi du bo meng ya! |
| [01:09.470] | fei po bai: ai ye, dian jie han jia? |
| [01:10.960] | fei po bai: ai ye, han di si ya? |
| [01:12.460] | fei po bai: xi la, mo shou mo jiao ya ge shuai lao ya... |
| [01:13.500] | fei po bai: li shai da pu ya! |
| [01:14.480] | fei po bai: ji xi qu cheng ji kai you! |
| [01:15.440] | fei po bai: xi la xi la! |
| [01:16.440] | fei po bai: wo jiu hua qu xiang fei li ni jiu zhen ya! |
| [01:17.380] | fei po bai: xi ya xi ya, han ji ren dou you ji, zhen xi ya! |
| [01:20.400] | yin guang bai: ai, ni mi jiu ren la, wo dou zhi dao jiu wu jiu qu jia lei, |
| [01:23.910] | suo yi wo di guang dong ren ji su yu jiang de hao ya, hao xin zhe lei pi, |
| [01:28.580] | yi dou mao cuo jia. ne! jiu xi hao si guo ge fei po han, ti bo, |
| [01:33.660] | xi he bian ti, die zuo luo he, xi wo jiu qu shang li jie, dou wu zai hua lei, |
| [01:39.680] | jiu ren yi ming ya sheng guo qi ji fu tu, jiu qu shang li zhong hua wo fei li qu, |
| [01:44.820] | ni zhi la, you shui jiu ren, wen xia zhuang xia geng xi you jia la ma. |
| [01:49.640] | qu zhi zhi ya zuo qu zhen luo ya shu |
| [01:53.530] | ju ran zhi a ge dou zhi wei zhi ge bo |
| [01:57.100] | hao cai wo du guo shi shu bu yi fa huo |
| [02:01.080] | fou ze wo you zai dou jiao ti qu luo he |
| [02:05.140] | he li huo ne jian da jiu dian you ge fei po wei zuo xue ti bo |
| [02:12.790] | zheng ming mao zuo ni di wan bo wan bo |
| [02:17.010] | ying gai yao xiao xin bo |
| [02:23.000] | END |
| [00:16.050] | wèi wèi hé lǐ huó yǒu jiān dà jiǔ diàn |
| [00:20.180] | yǒu sān gè féi pó ya xué tī bō xué tī bō |
| [00:26.030] | nǐ yòu tī qú yòu tī zú zhī jiù tī zuǒ luò hé |
| [00:31.390] | a nǐ xiǎng zhí fān gè bō wǒ bāng nǐ zhí gè bō yā |
| [00:35.770] | wǒ biāo luò qù shuǐ shuāng shǒu lǎn zhù gè bō |
| [00:39.750] | fing shǎng qù shuǐ miàn děng qú zhuō zhù gè bō |
| [00:43.520] | qú gè xīn xiǎng huà jiē zhù diǎn zhī qú chà cuò jiǎo luò hé wǒ máng jiù jù mìng jīng jù yòu zhā sǐ wǒ |
| [00:51.300] | wèn duō liǎng gè féi pó hé lì qù tuō |
| [00:55.050] | hǎo cǎi yòu jiù xǐng zuǒ nǐ dì wán bō wán bō |
| [00:59.230] | yīng gāi yào xiǎo xīn bō |
| [01:03.010] | féi pó bái: wèi, féi pó xiá nǐ mǎo yě yā ma? |
| [01:06.640] | féi pó bái: mǎo yě, āi yě gè shuāi lǎo zhēn xì zhuàng guǐ ya, xì dù bó měng ya! |
| [01:09.470] | féi pó bái: āi yě, diǎn jiě hán jià? |
| [01:10.960] | féi pó bái: āi yě, hán dǐ sǐ ya? |
| [01:12.460] | féi pó bái: xì la, mō shǒu mō jiǎo ya gè shuāi lǎo ya... |
| [01:13.500] | féi pó bái: lí shài dà pǔ ya! |
| [01:14.480] | féi pó bái: jí xì qú chéng jī kāi yóu! |
| [01:15.440] | féi pó bái: xì lǎ xì lǎ! |
| [01:16.440] | féi pó bái: wǒ jiù huà qú xiǎng fēi lǐ nǐ jiù zhēn ya! |
| [01:17.380] | féi pó bái: xì ya xì ya, hán jì rén dōu yǒu jì, zhēn xì yā! |
| [01:20.400] | yǐn guāng bái: āi, nǐ mī jiù rén la, wǒ dōu zhī dào jiù wú jiù qú jià lēi, |
| [01:23.910] | suǒ yǐ wǒ dì guǎng dōng rén jì sú yǔ jiǎng dé hǎo ya, hǎo xīn zhe léi pī, |
| [01:28.580] | yī dōu mǎo cuò jià. ne! jiù xì hǎo sì guǒ gè féi pó hán, tī bō, |
| [01:33.660] | xì hé biān tī, diē zuǒ luò hé, xì wǒ jiù qú shàng lí jiě, dōu wú zài huà lēi, |
| [01:39.680] | jiù rén yī mìng ya shèng guò qī jí fú tú, jiù qú shàng lí zhòng huà wǒ fēi lǐ qú, |
| [01:44.820] | nǐ zhī la, yóu shuǐ jiù rén, wěn xià zhuàng xià gěng xì yǒu jià la ma. |
| [01:49.640] | qú zhī zhī ya zuǒ qú zhēn luō ya shū |
| [01:53.530] | jū rán zhì ā gē dōu zhǐ wèi zhí gè bō |
| [01:57.100] | hǎo cǎi wǒ dú guò shī shū bù yì fā huǒ |
| [02:01.080] | fǒu zé wǒ yòu zài dōu jiǎo tī qú luò hé |
| [02:05.140] | hé lǐ huó ne jiān dà jiǔ diàn yǒu gè féi pó wèi zuǒ xué tī bō |
| [02:12.790] | zhēng mìng mǎo zuǒ nǐ dì wán bō wán bō |
| [02:17.010] | yīng gāi yào xiǎo xīn bō |
| [02:23.000] | END |
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