| [00:16.05] | 喂喂荷里活有間大酒店 |
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| [00:20.18] | 有三個肥婆呀學踢波 學踢波 |
| [00:25.23] | |
| [00:26.03] | 你又踢 佢又踢 卒之就踢左落河 |
| [00:30.15] | |
| [00:31.39] | 啊 你想執番個波 我幫你執個波丫 |
| [00:35.26] | |
| [00:35.77] | 我標落去水雙手攬住個波 |
| [00:38.95] | |
| [00:39.75] | fing上去水面等佢捉住個波 |
| [00:42.80] | |
| [00:43.52] | 佢個心想話接住點知佢差錯腳落河 |
| [00:46.72] | |
| [00:50.55] | |
| [00:51.30] | 搵多兩個肥婆合力去拖 |
| [00:54.49] | |
| [00:55.05] | 好彩又救醒左 你地玩波 玩波 |
| [00:58.69] | |
| [00:59.23] | 應該要小心播 |
| [01:01.18] | |
| [01:03.01] | 肥婆Ａ白: 喂, 肥婆霞你冇野丫嘛? |
| [01:04.36] | |
| [01:06.64] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 冇野, 哎也個衰佬真係撞鬼呀, 係度搏懵呀! |
| [01:07.92] | |
| [01:09.47] | 肥婆Ｃ白: 哎也, 點解咁架? |
| [01:10.32] | |
| [01:10.96] | 肥婆Ａ白: 哎也, 咁抵死呀? |
| [01:11.85] | |
| [01:12.46] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 係啦, 摸手摸腳呀個衰佬呀... |
| [01:12.97] | |
| [01:13.50] | 肥婆Ａ白: 離晒大譜呀! |
| [01:13.99] | |
| [01:14.48] | 肥婆Ｃ白: 即係佢乘機揩油! |
| [01:14.95] | |
| [01:15.44] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 係喇係喇! |
| [01:15.94] | |
| [01:16.44] | 肥婆Ａ白: 我就話佢想非禮你就真呀! |
| [01:16.95] | |
| [01:17.38] | 肥婆Ｂ白: 係呀係呀, 咁既人都有既, 真係丫! |
| [01:17.70] | |
| [01:20.40] | 尹光白: 唉, 你咪救人啦, 我都知道就唔救佢架勒, |
| [01:23.29] | |
| [01:23.91] | 所以我地廣東人既俗語講得好呀, 好心著雷劈, |
| [01:28.13] | |
| [01:28.58] | 一Ｄ都冇錯架. 呢! 就係好似果個肥婆咁, 踢波, |
| [01:33.19] | |
| [01:33.66] | 係河邊踢, 跌左落河, 係我救佢上黎姐, 都唔在話勒, |
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| [01:39.68] | 救人一命呀勝過七級浮屠, 救佢上黎重話我非禮佢, |
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| [01:44.82] | 你知啦, 遊水救人, 抆下撞下梗係有架啦嘛. |
| [01:48.19] | |
| [01:49.64] | 佢支支呀佐 佢真囉呀梳 |
| [01:52.74] | |
| [01:53.53] | 居然窒阿哥 都只為執個波 |
| [01:56.60] | |
| [01:57.10] | 好彩我讀過詩書不易發火 |
| [02:00.51] | |
| [02:01.08] | 否則我又再兜腳踢佢落河 |
| [02:04.56] | |
| [02:05.14] | 荷里活呢間大酒店 有個肥婆為左學踢波 |
| [02:12.34] | |
| [02:12.79] | 爭Ｄ命冇左 你地玩波 玩波 |
| [02:16.58] | |
| [02:17.01] | 應該要小心播 |
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| [02:23.00] | *****END***** |
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| [02:28.21] |
| [00:16.05] | wei wei he li huo you jian da jiu dian |
| [00:19.21] | |
| [00:20.18] | you san ge fei po ya xue ti bo xue ti bo |
| [00:25.23] | |
| [00:26.03] | ni you ti qu you ti zu zhi jiu ti zuo luo he |
| [00:30.15] | |
| [00:31.39] | a ni xiang zhi fan ge bo wo bang ni zhi ge bo ya |
| [00:35.26] | |
| [00:35.77] | wo biao luo qu shui shuang shou lan zhu ge bo |
| [00:38.95] | |
| [00:39.75] | fing shang qu shui mian deng qu zhuo zhu ge bo |
| [00:42.80] | |
| [00:43.52] | qu ge xin xiang hua jie zhu dian zhi qu cha cuo jiao luo he |
| [00:46.72] | |
| [00:50.55] | |
| [00:51.30] | wen duo liang ge fei po he li qu tuo |
| [00:54.49] | |
| [00:55.05] | hao cai you jiu xing zuo ni di wan bo wan bo |
| [00:58.69] | |
| [00:59.23] | ying gai yao xiao xin bo |
| [01:01.18] | |
| [01:03.01] | fei po bai: wei, fei po xia ni mao ye ya ma? |
| [01:04.36] | |
| [01:06.64] | fei po bai: mao ye, ai ye ge shuai lao zhen xi zhuang gui ya, xi du bo meng ya! |
| [01:07.92] | |
| [01:09.47] | fei po bai: ai ye, dian jie han jia? |
| [01:10.32] | |
| [01:10.96] | fei po bai: ai ye, han di si ya? |
| [01:11.85] | |
| [01:12.46] | fei po bai: xi la, mo shou mo jiao ya ge shuai lao ya... |
| [01:12.97] | |
| [01:13.50] | fei po bai: li shai da pu ya! |
| [01:13.99] | |
| [01:14.48] | fei po bai: ji xi qu cheng ji kai you! |
| [01:14.95] | |
| [01:15.44] | fei po bai: xi la xi la! |
| [01:15.94] | |
| [01:16.44] | fei po bai: wo jiu hua qu xiang fei li ni jiu zhen ya! |
| [01:16.95] | |
| [01:17.38] | fei po bai: xi ya xi ya, han ji ren dou you ji, zhen xi ya! |
| [01:17.70] | |
| [01:20.40] | yin guang bai: ai, ni mi jiu ren la, wo dou zhi dao jiu wu jiu qu jia lei, |
| [01:23.29] | |
| [01:23.91] | suo yi wo di guang dong ren ji su yu jiang de hao ya, hao xin zhe lei pi, |
| [01:28.13] | |
| [01:28.58] | yi dou mao cuo jia. ne! jiu xi hao si guo ge fei po han, ti bo, |
| [01:33.19] | |
| [01:33.66] | xi he bian ti, die zuo luo he, xi wo jiu qu shang li jie, dou wu zai hua lei, |
| [01:39.25] | |
| [01:39.68] | jiu ren yi ming ya sheng guo qi ji fu tu, jiu qu shang li zhong hua wo fei li qu, |
| [01:44.42] | |
| [01:44.82] | ni zhi la, you shui jiu ren, wen xia zhuang xia geng xi you jia la ma. |
| [01:48.19] | |
| [01:49.64] | qu zhi zhi ya zuo qu zhen luo ya shu |
| [01:52.74] | |
| [01:53.53] | ju ran zhi a ge dou zhi wei zhi ge bo |
| [01:56.60] | |
| [01:57.10] | hao cai wo du guo shi shu bu yi fa huo |
| [02:00.51] | |
| [02:01.08] | fou ze wo you zai dou jiao ti qu luo he |
| [02:04.56] | |
| [02:05.14] | he li huo ne jian da jiu dian you ge fei po wei zuo xue ti bo |
| [02:12.34] | |
| [02:12.79] | zheng ming mao zuo ni di wan bo wan bo |
| [02:16.58] | |
| [02:17.01] | ying gai yao xiao xin bo |
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| [02:23.00] | END |
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| [02:28.21] |
| [00:16.05] | wèi wèi hé lǐ huó yǒu jiān dà jiǔ diàn |
| [00:19.21] | |
| [00:20.18] | yǒu sān gè féi pó ya xué tī bō xué tī bō |
| [00:25.23] | |
| [00:26.03] | nǐ yòu tī qú yòu tī zú zhī jiù tī zuǒ luò hé |
| [00:30.15] | |
| [00:31.39] | a nǐ xiǎng zhí fān gè bō wǒ bāng nǐ zhí gè bō yā |
| [00:35.26] | |
| [00:35.77] | wǒ biāo luò qù shuǐ shuāng shǒu lǎn zhù gè bō |
| [00:38.95] | |
| [00:39.75] | fing shǎng qù shuǐ miàn děng qú zhuō zhù gè bō |
| [00:42.80] | |
| [00:43.52] | qú gè xīn xiǎng huà jiē zhù diǎn zhī qú chà cuò jiǎo luò hé |
| [00:46.72] | |
| [00:50.55] | |
| [00:51.30] | wèn duō liǎng gè féi pó hé lì qù tuō |
| [00:54.49] | |
| [00:55.05] | hǎo cǎi yòu jiù xǐng zuǒ nǐ dì wán bō wán bō |
| [00:58.69] | |
| [00:59.23] | yīng gāi yào xiǎo xīn bō |
| [01:01.18] | |
| [01:03.01] | féi pó bái: wèi, féi pó xiá nǐ mǎo yě yā ma? |
| [01:04.36] | |
| [01:06.64] | féi pó bái: mǎo yě, āi yě gè shuāi lǎo zhēn xì zhuàng guǐ ya, xì dù bó měng ya! |
| [01:07.92] | |
| [01:09.47] | féi pó bái: āi yě, diǎn jiě hán jià? |
| [01:10.32] | |
| [01:10.96] | féi pó bái: āi yě, hán dǐ sǐ ya? |
| [01:11.85] | |
| [01:12.46] | féi pó bái: xì la, mō shǒu mō jiǎo ya gè shuāi lǎo ya... |
| [01:12.97] | |
| [01:13.50] | féi pó bái: lí shài dà pǔ ya! |
| [01:13.99] | |
| [01:14.48] | féi pó bái: jí xì qú chéng jī kāi yóu! |
| [01:14.95] | |
| [01:15.44] | féi pó bái: xì lǎ xì lǎ! |
| [01:15.94] | |
| [01:16.44] | féi pó bái: wǒ jiù huà qú xiǎng fēi lǐ nǐ jiù zhēn ya! |
| [01:16.95] | |
| [01:17.38] | féi pó bái: xì ya xì ya, hán jì rén dōu yǒu jì, zhēn xì yā! |
| [01:17.70] | |
| [01:20.40] | yǐn guāng bái: āi, nǐ mī jiù rén la, wǒ dōu zhī dào jiù wú jiù qú jià lēi, |
| [01:23.29] | |
| [01:23.91] | suǒ yǐ wǒ dì guǎng dōng rén jì sú yǔ jiǎng dé hǎo ya, hǎo xīn zhe léi pī, |
| [01:28.13] | |
| [01:28.58] | yī dōu mǎo cuò jià. ne! jiù xì hǎo sì guǒ gè féi pó hán, tī bō, |
| [01:33.19] | |
| [01:33.66] | xì hé biān tī, diē zuǒ luò hé, xì wǒ jiù qú shàng lí jiě, dōu wú zài huà lēi, |
| [01:39.25] | |
| [01:39.68] | jiù rén yī mìng ya shèng guò qī jí fú tú, jiù qú shàng lí zhòng huà wǒ fēi lǐ qú, |
| [01:44.42] | |
| [01:44.82] | nǐ zhī la, yóu shuǐ jiù rén, wěn xià zhuàng xià gěng xì yǒu jià la ma. |
| [01:48.19] | |
| [01:49.64] | qú zhī zhī ya zuǒ qú zhēn luō ya shū |
| [01:52.74] | |
| [01:53.53] | jū rán zhì ā gē dōu zhǐ wèi zhí gè bō |
| [01:56.60] | |
| [01:57.10] | hǎo cǎi wǒ dú guò shī shū bù yì fā huǒ |
| [02:00.51] | |
| [02:01.08] | fǒu zé wǒ yòu zài dōu jiǎo tī qú luò hé |
| [02:04.56] | |
| [02:05.14] | hé lǐ huó ne jiān dà jiǔ diàn yǒu gè féi pó wèi zuǒ xué tī bō |
| [02:12.34] | |
| [02:12.79] | zhēng mìng mǎo zuǒ nǐ dì wán bō wán bō |
| [02:16.58] | |
| [02:17.01] | yīng gāi yào xiǎo xīn bō |
| [02:18.87] | |
| [02:23.00] | END |
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