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(jane jane james bond) |
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Everybody's stuck in the middle, |
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With something for nothing. |
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Original is nothing new. |
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Everybody stares in the mirror, |
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Looking for a partner, |
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Let's look for something better to do. |
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She's james bond in a dress. |
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Diamonds forever are all she wears. |
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Loaded and ready to go, |
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Riding her car like diva desire. |
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He's [marlaner] in a suit, |
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Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots. |
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Someone's wife that he met on the phone. |
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She's user-friendly. |
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She's taken it home. |
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Chorus |
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He's gay, he's straight. |
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He's black and he's white. |
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He'll be anything she wants him to be tonight, |
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[barbie or boy] |
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And a little bit more. |
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Loverboy to lovergirl, |
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He's flexible. |
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She's loveable. |
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He's flexible |
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. i'm flexible tonight. |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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Verse two |
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I'm an angel dressed in drag. |
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Dream of the nightmares, |
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You wish you'd had. |
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[semi-sonic], |
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Inside out. |
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When you're gravity free, |
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You don't have to shout. |
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Chorus |
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I'm gay, i'm straight. |
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I'm black and i'm white. |
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I'll be anything you want me to be tonight, |
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[barbie or bored], |
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And a little bit more. |
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Loverboy to lovergirl, |
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I'm flexible. |
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She's loveable. |
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He's flexible, |
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Adorable, tonight. |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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Tonight. |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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Tonight. |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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(jane jane james bond) |
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Interlude |
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I'll be your father, your mother, |
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Or teacher, a lover. |
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From sinner, confesser. |
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A naked cross-dresser, |
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Who looks like the preacher. |
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Barbie in leather. |
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I'll even be your three speed vibrator. |
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Verse three |
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She's james bond in a dress. |
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Diamonds forever are all she wears. |
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Sensational. incredible. |
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Remarkable. remarked upon. |
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She's flexible. flexible. |
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He's straight. |
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Yeah |
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Chorus |
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She's gay, she's straight. |
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She's black and she's white. |
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She'll be anything you want her to be tonight, |
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[barbie or boy], |
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And a little bit more. |
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Loverboy to lovergirl, |
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I'm's flexible. |
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She's loveable. |
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He's flexible, |
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Adorable, tonight. |
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Ending |
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Repeated {(jane jane james bond) |
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Throughout (are you flexible tonight?)} |
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Don't you know, |
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[there's always a chance], |
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The world is not enough. |
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He's a tuxedo angel, crossdressing tonight. |
