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Maaaan, this is the last.. record on the album |
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I got my man Craig Craig in the house |
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Kevin Dee from Midnite Express Crew's in the house |
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Charles' brother's in the house |
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Squig Love is in the house |
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Cool V on the vocal, gettin me mad |
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But I'm gonna lil' do a lil' somethin like this |
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Check this out |
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One.. two.. one, two, three |
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On and on and on and on and on |
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On and on and on and on and on |
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On and on and on and on and on |
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Non-stop rappin to the break of dawn |
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I'm the Biz Mark, and I'm a sure shot |
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All of a sudden, you you you you.. |
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I got a friend by the name of Charlie |
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Charlie got a wife by the name of Dolly |
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Dolly and Charlie got a son named Wally |
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And Wally got a girl by the name of Polly |
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Polly got a sister by the name of Molly |
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Molly and Polly got a mother named Holly |
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Father named Arthur, we call him Artie |
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You don't understand and I'm very very sorry |
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Cousin named Freida, Uncle named Skeeter |
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He's married to my fine Aunt Rita |
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who is the leader, of the merry cheaters |
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So, I don't greet ehr cause my Uncle don't need her |
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Grandma Joyce, drives a Rolls Royce |
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Of the family I'm a favorite choice |
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Buddy named Homer, used to be a loner |
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Now he got a girl by the name of Mona |
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Now that Homer's marries to Mona |
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all he does all day is bone bone bone her |
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Partner named Lex, get big respect |
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Drivin in his black 300 Z-X |
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Week after next, when Lex his get check |
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me and Lex will be chillin in the X |
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My girl Eleanor, went to the drugstore |
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to get deoderant, I figure for sure |
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Cause the one she used before made her underarms sore |
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And that's why Eleanor, don't use it no more |
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Her girl named Betty, who used to go with Freddie |
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asked me was I ready, for us to go steady |
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I told Betty, I wasn't ready |
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to go steady, cause it would hurt Freddie |
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A girl named Glen, she's my best friend |
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Known her ever since who knows when |
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And do you comprehend, the message that I send |
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of family and friends of Grandpa Ben |
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Like this like that like that like this |
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You know the Biz Mark's on top of the list |
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I rock the house and MC'sll know-a |
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'Member when they had a place called Shanendoah? |
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Shanendoah, and St. Noah |
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Biz Markie, the def rhyme flower |
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Yo I would not rely on Noah |
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(??) all the (??) like an MC sewer |
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Ziga-rocka-zayga, MC say a |
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A different kind of rhythm of rhymin display-a |
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{*beatboxing*} AHH AHH AHHA AHH AHH, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE |
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The original B-I-Z |
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with the C-double-O L-V you see |
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Ain't no other MC like me! |
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Cause I will rock say immediately |
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That's why I'm chillin in the L-I-N-D, E with the N |
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with the MC street |
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You will agree it's me, cause I rock a funky beat |
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The, oh-riginal B, I-Z-M-A-R |
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K-I with the E, are a superstar |
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They are I am me, is it because I |
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know how R-A-P, no, I think it's deep |
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cause my DJ Cool V is a rockin |
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and a guaranteed to rock and be always clockin |
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So listen to the hyper, MC fifer |
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Is it because, yo, I'm not the type of guy |
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that know how to make a B-I-Z-M-A |
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R-K-I-and you know that the rhymes fly |
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Now I go on, zest and sing |
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Man appointed rap king make the 'phone sing |
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I'm Biz Mark, the microphone king-er |
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Down to wreck your body, super-educated |
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like swinger of a rap, make your hands clap |
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Soon to adapt; hey - say, oh Jack |
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with the rhyme of the MC time |
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will agree it's me, Aries is my sign |
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So is Cool V, nine-teen |
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Down to wreck your body and on the scene |
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We went to the fight with Foreman/Holyfield |
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All of a sudden, we saw a shield |
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of girls comin round with the MC sound |
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will agree it's me, (??) just around |
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Just listen to the S-K-V |
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And ain't another MC messin with me |
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Even though I got my haircut, down to wreck your body |
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and make all your girls shake your butt |
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Just listen don't be missin cause I won't be dissin |
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on Z-100, Hot 97 |
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KISS and 'BLS'n I got the profession of |
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{*beatboxing*} AHH AHH AHH, BPP, ah one, chk two and |
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The lesson with the rhyme of a MC time |
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will agree it's me, Aries is my sign |
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I said that say once, I'm not a dunce |
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It don't matter to me, nu-ance |
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was a per-fume, go and consume |
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is it because I'm Biz and I'm in a room |
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Just (??) to my vocal, I'm not a local |
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I'm Biz, you can call me a yokel |
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I'm not from California, I'm not from Kansas City |
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I'm not not part of the itty titty bittie |
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committee with the rhyme, you will agree it's me |
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The original, M-U-D, D-F-double-O-T hey it's me |
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Ahh, ahh, P-E-C-E-E |
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I spell it wrong goin on |
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to the break of dawn, word is bond |
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It sound kind of funky, don't it Kevin? |
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'Member when me and you used to go to 7/11 |
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.. when Shelton worked there? |
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He used to give us food, and he was fair |
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Not because we was on the wel-fare |
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just because we were down, and we didn't care |
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But now I'm a millionaire makin my rap |
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and I'm freakin that dance, make your hands clap |
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Now are, you, gonna keep the vocal |
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B-S I hope so cause I'm B(?) |
