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G-goobely-goo |
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Ah-h-h-hm |
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Ah yeah |
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Now check it out |
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I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap |
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I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap |
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Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea |
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I always come out with a funky fresh idea |
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Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and |
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To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression |
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Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john |
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I hope my legendary style of rap lives on |
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This's a hidden secret where classics come from |
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Everybody has done it, even my man Run |
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Only in there I am the king of the throne |
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Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone |
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No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats |
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No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats |
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That's the only way that I can get privacy |
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And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see... |
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Me sittin on a toilet |
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Waitin for my bowels to move |
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I got a doodoo rap |
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I got a doodoo... |
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Yo, bust it |
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Let me tell you a little something bout this episode |
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It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode |
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It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath |
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All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def |
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I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do |
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What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"? |
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Then I write some words, so I really can use it |
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I think I would name this one Make The Music |
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Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent |
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Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent |
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Then I come out on stage like Superman |
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But never show the people my masterplan |
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Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels |
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Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels |
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A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it |
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Only thing I can say is... |
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I'm sittin on a toilet |
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Waitin for my bowels to move |
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I got a doodoo rap |
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I got a doodoo |
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Doodoo |
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Doo-oo-oo |
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Doo-doo-doo-doo |
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Rrrhaaa |