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[Cool V] |
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Yo Biz, let's send this out to the propmaster Kool DJ Red Alert |
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Bring the beat in, Todd |
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Yeah, this is how we're doing it for the '93, we're on the smooth tip |
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Ha ha, yo Biz, kick something funky for 'em, word up |
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[BizMarkie] |
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Now people always want to know my strategy plan |
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For me to use the weird name as "Diabolical Man" |
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Well I got diabolical beats, raggedy clothes |
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And aw hell, I'm even wearing diabolical drawers |
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I'm not White as Barry cauce I'm Dirtier than Harry |
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With a rap that's big and fat that Mariah couldn't Carey |
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So don't come to me with that same ol' same ol' |
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Cause I'll knock your butt somewhere over the rainbow |
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I write rhymes that jam more than jelly |
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So call me the Arthur without the Fonzarelli, or Nelly |
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Cause I am so bad when it comes to a rap jam |
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Even robins scream, "Holy hip-hop Biz man!" |
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I grab the microphone and go every which way but loose |
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Cause I'm the ugly ducking that seduces Mother Goose |
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And I don't be using flipping tounge twisters |
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But I still get better in time like The Whispers |
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But older crews you see can't stay as loose as me |
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Cause old school rappers just ain't what they used to be |
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So up your nose with a rubber hose |
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And every brother knows that your style's older than my grandma's clothes |
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But gray skies is going to clear up, so put on a happy face |
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Take off that frown and chear up, and put on a happy face, cause |
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I'm sing-ing-ing-ing in the rain ain ain [x7] |
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Ah ah ah ah ah |
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I start with a rhyme as I enter your mind |
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I hit so hard even Michael Jackson won't remember the time |
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So here I come a bombing every time I home in to |
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Off a funky drummer boom I get hot as Donna Summers |
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Cause I reigh supreme as a rap brainstorm |
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>From corner to corner, I'm dropping some more on ya |
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Not Tony Toni Tone, cause I came to warn you |
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That I even reign in Southern California |
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Everybody talking bout Biz is hype |
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Cause I make Dirty Harry's day, hell I even make Gladys Knight's |
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Soon I star on ABC because rapping DEF is the best way to the G |
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Alphabetically I have to lead you through |
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Since I'm the M-izza I know to watch my P's and Q's |
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Like the EMT's but the B-I-Z |
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I rap so picture perfect I should just stop and say "Cheese" |
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So if I step up, who's gonna move me back? |
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Cause Scooby Doo can't even do that for a Scooby Snack |
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You think you can, you think you can, don't even try it |
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Cause instead you need to can it like the Jolly Green Giant |
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Cause trying to step to Biz, you know I'm a diss them fast |
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So play like 98.7 and KISS my ass! |
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Cause me and rap is like peanut butter and jelly |
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Which reminds me of a song by my man Gene Kelly |
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I'm sing-ing-ing-ing in the rain ain ain [x7] |
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Ah ah ah ah ah |
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Now it's the universal languange that the Biz Mark is speaking |
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I'm down with blacks, whites, Indian, and Puerto Rican |
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I'm an African descendent, myself would have say |
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But I was "Booooorn in the U.S.A.!" |
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I spent the 80's duking ladies without making babies |
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So I guess I'm over like a fat rat that never caught rabies |
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Went from messing around like Tonto with no woman in 3 years |
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I had one little two little three little indian |
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B-I-Z Markie is what it is |
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And if it's hard for you to spell, then just say "Biz" |
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I'm down with the Zoo Crew, some kids who act nutty |
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B-Danks, Cool V, Everett, Todd, and Jeff |
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They're my buddies, ha, my buddies, ha |
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Wherever I go, we go |
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I pass my April Fools in monster May |
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I pass by so much bull I should say "Ole!" |
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I got friends named Raggedy Ann and Andy |
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Call my "Bon appetite" cause I'm sweeter than John Candy |
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Don't even knock it, till you try me |
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Cause the proof is in the pudding, you can ask Bill Cosby |
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Some think I'm bragging, some think I'm boasting |
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But even Smokey Robinson would second that emotion |
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That's why I take through the sky on a natural high |
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Cause I'm fly-ly-ly-ly-ly, ly ly ly ly |
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I'm sing-ing-ing-ing in the rain ain ain [x7] |
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Ah ah ah ah ah |
