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Hey hey hey, know what I heard? |
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Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone |
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Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie |
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They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy |
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They would crack on my lips, and my powder |
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Saying I look like yuck without the house or ?Wig Howard? |
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From junior high to high school they thought I was retarded |
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Just because the way I looked, they said I farted |
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I was very very sad and you wonder why |
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Because my looks and my gear wasn't ultra fly |
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I wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl out |
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Cause she get around her friends and began to shout" |
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"Guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend |
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It was Mark, I told him if the world would end" |
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But my parents told me beauty's only skin deep |
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If that's true then why do girls think that I'm a creep? |
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I even joined the football team to get some recognition |
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But that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignition |
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They said I'm so ugly I give Anican a headache |
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Aw man, that is the icing on the cake! |
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So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts |
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I don't care what you think, cause you all are nuts |
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I'm an ugly nigga, so what? |
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If you don't like the way I look, you can kiss my butt |
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I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? Ewwwww (x2) |
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I'm a tell you story that's really bugged |
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About a guy with a Benz and he's dealing drugs |
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In the begining before he got his riches |
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He was so ugly, he gave me the itches |
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I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky |
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But homeboy looked like, um, God-zooky |
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I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star |
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And everybody laughed when I said "Mon-star" |
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I can't laugh now because it's a new decade |
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My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made |
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I guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicle |
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Makes you sexy, handsome, gorgeous, and adorable |
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When you're spending money, giving girls what they want |
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Behind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you front |
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Why do you go to bed with someone that you don't like |
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Just because they got a nice car like Reverend Ike |
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It would be wrong if he heard what you're thinking |
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Thinking that he look like, um, Stinking Jenkins |
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But let me tell you a secret, he has ESP |
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And this is what he whispered in my ear to me |
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I'm an ugly nigga, so what? |
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Just because I got loot, that's why you give me the butt? |
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I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? (x2) |
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Let me tell you how poor I was |
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Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome |
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For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb |
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Now people always ask how are these things known |
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Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home |
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That's why I keep a pick in my knappy fro |
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And for lunch I eat Ragu with my sloppy joe |
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But at night I be starving, like Messy Marvin |
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I get cheap and go settle for the White Castle bargain |
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They offer me a lot in the army |
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But I'd rather get it second hand from the Salvation Army |
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Cause times are getting harder than boot camp |
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Man I'm so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp |
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So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer |
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And tell Minekie "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!" |
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So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run |
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But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum |
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Something ain't right with me, and that really frightens me |
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Cause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten me |
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Some say I'm embarassing, but I got some comparison |
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Like if I was on TV, I would be Oscar Madison |
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Is there another like me? Only God knows |
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Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes |
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But for now I'm just going to do the strut |
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And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts |
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I'm an ugly nigga, so what? |
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Just because I'm poor, that's why you won't give me the butt? |
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I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? (x2) |
