| Song | Pittsburgh to Lebanon |
| Artist | Butthole Surfers |
| Album | The Hole Truth...and Nothing Butt |
| I was born out my momma ass, | |
| Well, I'm as blind as can be, | |
| I brought my first shotgun, | |
| By the age of three, | |
| Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh, | |
| By the time that I was five, | |
| So tired of the way that I am living now | |
| You know I'm gonna windup alive. |