| Song | If I Had $1,000,000 |
| Artist | Barenaked Ladies |
| Album | Rock Spectacle [live] |
| [00:01.03] | If I Had $1,000,000 |
| [00:05.33] | Barenaked Ladies |
| [00:26.36] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
| [00:29.79] | If I had a million dollars |
| [00:32.47] | Well I’d buy you a house I’d buy you a house |
| [00:38.53] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:44.45] | I’d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman |
| [00:50.51] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:56.31] | Well I’d buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile |
| [01:02.42] | And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love |
| [01:15.03] | If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard |
| [01:20.46] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard |
| [01:26.45] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
| [01:32.32] | “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.” |
| [01:34.56] | “Like open the fridge and stuff, |
| [01:36.00] | and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. |
| [01:38.93] | They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.” |
| [01:41.36] | “Well can you blame them?” |
| [01:44.11] | “Yeah.” |
| [01:47.41] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [01:53.16] | Well I’d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel |
| [01:59.58] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:04.95] | Well I’d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu |
| [02:11.13] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:16.42] | Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains all them crazy elephant bones |
| [02:22.85] | And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love |
| [02:35.21] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store |
| [02:41.07] | If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more |
| [02:47.50] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner |
| [02:52.86] | “But we would eat Kraft dinner.” |
| [02:54.55] | “Of course we would, we’d just eat more.” |
| [02:56.67] | “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.” |
| [02:59.04] | “That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.” |
| [03:07.90] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:13.52] | Wel I’d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that’s cruel |
| [03:19.82] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:25.56] | Well I’d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel |
| [03:31.43] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:37.36] | Well I’d buy you a monkey haven’t you always wanted a monkey?! |
| [03:43.03] | And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love |
| [03:55.14] | If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars |
| [04:01.07] | If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars |
| [04:06.93] | If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich! |
| [00:01.03] | If I Had 1, 000, 000 |
| [00:05.33] | Barenaked Ladies |
| [00:26.36] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
| [00:29.79] | If I had a million dollars |
| [00:32.47] | Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house |
| [00:38.53] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:44.45] | I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman |
| [00:50.51] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [00:56.31] | Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile |
| [01:02.42] | And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love |
| [01:15.03] | If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard |
| [01:20.46] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard |
| [01:26.45] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
| [01:32.32] | " You know, we could just go up there and hang out." |
| [01:34.56] | " Like open the fridge and stuff, |
| [01:36.00] | and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things. |
| [01:38.93] | They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon." |
| [01:41.36] | " Well can you blame them?" |
| [01:44.11] | " Yeah." |
| [01:47.41] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [01:53.16] | Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel |
| [01:59.58] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:04.95] | Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu |
| [02:11.13] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [02:16.42] | Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones |
| [02:22.85] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
| [02:35.21] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store |
| [02:41.07] | If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more |
| [02:47.50] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner |
| [02:52.86] | " But we would eat Kraft dinner." |
| [02:54.55] | " Of course we would, we' d just eat more." |
| [02:56.67] | " And buy really expensive ketchups with it." |
| [02:59.04] | " That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups." |
| [03:07.90] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:13.52] | Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel |
| [03:19.82] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:25.56] | Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel |
| [03:31.43] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
| [03:37.36] | Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?! |
| [03:43.03] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
| [03:55.14] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
| [04:01.07] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
| [04:06.93] | If I had a million dollars I' d be rich! |