| Song | Nobody Makes a Pass at Me |
| Artist | Barbra Streisand |
| Album | Pins and Needles [Original Cast Recording] |
| 作词 : Barbra Streisand | |
| Lyrics：H.Rome Music：H.Rome | |
| I want men that I can squeeze, that I can please, that I can tease | |
| Two or three or four or more! | |
| What are those fools waiting for? | |
| I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I'm missing | |
| Nobody comes knocking at my front door | |
| What do they think my knocker's for? | |
| If they don't come soon there won't be any more! | |
| What can the matter be? | |
| I wash my clothes with Lux, my etiquette's the best, | |
| I spend my hard-earned bucks on just what the ads suggest | |
| Oh Dear what can the matter be | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| I'm full of Kellogg's bran, eat grapenuts on the sly, | |
| A date is on the can of coffee that I buy | |
| Oh dear, what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| Oh Beatrice Fair-fax, give me the bare facts, | |
| How do you make them fall? | |
| If you don't save me, the things the Lord gave me | |
| never will be any use to me at all. | |
| I sprinkle on a dash of 'Fragrance de Amour,' | |
| The ads say 'Makes Men Rash' but I guess their smell is pour | |
| Oh dear what can the matter be | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me. | |
| I use Ovaltine and Listerine, Barbasol and Musterole | |
| Life Buoy soap and Flit, So why ain't I got it? | |
| I use Coca Cola and Marmola, Crisco, Lesco and Mazola, | |
| Ex-lax and Vapex, So why ain't I got sex? | |
| I use Albolene and Maybellene, Alka Seltzer, Bromo Seltzer, | |
| Odorono and Sensation | |
| So why ain't I got fascination? | |
| My Girdles come from the Best, Times ads say they're chick | |
| And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week | |
| Oh dear, what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| I use Pond's on my skin, with rye-crisp I have thinned | |
| I get my culture in I began 'Gone with The Wind' | |
| Oh dear, what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| Oh Dor'thy Dix, please, show me some tricks, | |
| please, I want some men to hold | |
| I want attention and things I can't mention | |
| and I want them all before I get too old | |
| I use Mum ev'ry day and Angelus Liplure, | |
| But still men stay away just like Iv'ry soap I'm pure | |
| Just like I result of 99 and 44 | |
| One hundred percent P.O. | |
| Oh dear what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me |
| zuò cí : Barbra Streisand | |
| Lyrics: H. Rome Music: H. Rome | |
| I want men that I can squeeze, that I can please, that I can tease | |
| Two or three or four or more! | |
| What are those fools waiting for? | |
| I want love and I want kissing I want more of what I' m missing | |
| Nobody comes knocking at my front door | |
| What do they think my knocker' s for? | |
| If they don' t come soon there won' t be any more! | |
| What can the matter be? | |
| I wash my clothes with Lux, my etiquette' s the best, | |
| I spend my hardearned bucks on just what the ads suggest | |
| Oh Dear what can the matter be | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| I' m full of Kellogg' s bran, eat grapenuts on the sly, | |
| A date is on the can of coffee that I buy | |
| Oh dear, what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| Oh Beatrice Fairfax, give me the bare facts, | |
| How do you make them fall? | |
| If you don' t save me, the things the Lord gave me | |
| never will be any use to me at all. | |
| I sprinkle on a dash of ' Fragrance de Amour,' | |
| The ads say ' Makes Men Rash' but I guess their smell is pour | |
| Oh dear what can the matter be | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me. | |
| I use Ovaltine and Listerine, Barbasol and Musterole | |
| Life Buoy soap and Flit, So why ain' t I got it? | |
| I use Coca Cola and Marmola, Crisco, Lesco and Mazola, | |
| Exlax and Vapex, So why ain' t I got sex? | |
| I use Albolene and Maybellene, Alka Seltzer, Bromo Seltzer, | |
| Odorono and Sensation | |
| So why ain' t I got fascination? | |
| My Girdles come from the Best, Times ads say they' re chick | |
| And up above I' m dressed in the brassier of the week | |
| Oh dear, what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| I use Pond' s on my skin, with ryecrisp I have thinned | |
| I get my culture in I began ' Gone with The Wind' | |
| Oh dear, what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me! | |
| Oh Dor' thy Dix, please, show me some tricks, | |
| please, I want some men to hold | |
| I want attention and things I can' t mention | |
| and I want them all before I get too old | |
| I use Mum ev' ry day and Angelus Liplure, | |
| But still men stay away just like Iv' ry soap I' m pure | |
| Just like I result of 99 and 44 | |
| One hundred percent P. O. | |
| Oh dear what can the matter be? | |
| Nobody makes a pass at me |