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Arrested on charges of unemployment, |
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He was sitting in the witness stand |
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The judge's wife called up the district attorney |
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Said you free that brown eyed man |
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You want your job you better free that brown eyed man |
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Flying across the desert in a TWA, |
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I saw a woman walking across the sand |
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She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay. |
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To get a brown eyed handsome man |
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Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man |
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Way back in history three thousand years |
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Back ever since the world began |
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There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear |
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For a brown eyed handsome man |
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That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man |
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Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind |
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Between a doctor and a lawyer man |
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Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself |
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A brown eyed handsome man |
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That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man |
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Milo Venus was a beautiful lass |
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She had the world in the palm of her hand |
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But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match |
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To get brown eyed handsome man |
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She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man |
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Two, three count with nobody on |
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He hit a high fly into the stand |
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Rounding third he was headed for home |
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It was a brown eyed handsome man |
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That won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome |