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Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago, I just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed. I want a refund, or--" "Aw, I'm sorry son, haha.." "--could you just give me another one?" "..no" |
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The sale is final, no rebates |
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If you're a member you can come and save |
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So would you help me or give me a break |
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In credit (In credit) |
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You read the fine print and you signed |
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No, we're not authorized, the card's declined |
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If you'll just sign here we can change your dimes |
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In credit |
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In credit, keep what you use |
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In credit, all choices by you |
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In credit, go buy something used |
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In credit, credit credit credit |
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Check it, credit |
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The warranties do not suffice |
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You pay the price |
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The policy is what you break, you buy some credit |
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We'll send you coupons in the mail |
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It's quite a markup so don't buy retail |
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Don't get a load for we get for sale |
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In credit |
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In credit, do what you're told |
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In credit, we turn when you're old |
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In credit, dead and old |
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Check it, credit |
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Your driving record is not clean |
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Your mortgage payments remain outstanding |
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Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit |
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All is fair and fair's a game |
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The game is buying and you're forced to play |
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When you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit |
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For credit, you'll always come back |
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With credit, you'll never keep track |
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Do credit, it's better than crack |
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Ah, credit, no turning back |
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In credit "Oh, I've got bad credit, whoa!" |
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Credit "What's that, oh!" |
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Credit "It hurts me!" |
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Credit "Makes me so hot" |
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Take it back, take it back |
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To an ATM machine, go right away and check your credit |
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Check your credit, check your balance, check your credit "Give me some credit!" "No |