Song | The Errant Apprentice |
Artist | Andy M. Stewart |
Album | Man in the Moon |
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作词 : OBeirne, Stewart, Watkins | |
When I was a young apprentice and less than compos mentis | |
I took leave of all my senses with a maid | |
I fell in love. | |
Her ringlets so entwined me | |
Aphrodite's smile did blind me | |
Cupid's arrow struck behind me and her father owned a pub. | |
It was there | |
I met my nemesis in her father's licensed premises | |
Like the Seraphim of | |
Genesis sat | |
Mary Anne | |
Maguire. Arrayed in fine apparel astride a porter barrel | |
She looked the kind of girl that would fill you with desire. | |
All the turtle doves were cooing as | |
I took to my wooing | |
Her Loveliness pursuing in the springtime of that year. | |
But she thought | |
I should be older and more gallant and much bolder | |
In the uniform of a soldier 'tis then she'd hold me dear. | |
In extremis and euphoria | |
I joined with | |
Queen Victoria | |
For a spell of death or gloria a-fighting with the | |
Boers. To the wind | |
I threw all caution | |
I'll return with fame and fortune | |
And together make a portion of matrimony's chores. | |
On the gravestone of her mother she swore she loved no other | |
But I was to soon discover that she played me for a berk. | |
For lady-luck had beached me and intelligence had reached me | |
Whilst I'd been overseas she had married to a | |
Turk. Well me, | |
I then deserted for to find the girl who'd flirted | |
Back to Ireland | |
I reverted for my jealously was roused. | |
In Maguire's | |
Pub in Derry | |
I found him making merry | |
With his arms around my | |
Mary as together they caroused. | |
So I took my time and waited until his thirst was sated | |
And home he navigated through the streets of | |
Derry town. | |
At his lodgins he stood knocking and whilst they were unlocking | |
I put a stone into a stocking on his head | |
I brought it down. ' | |
Twas then the night's serenity was rent with loud obscenity | |
And Ottoman profanity that | |
I couldn't understand. | |
With an oath he made to grab me with full intent to stab me | |
But as he tried to kebab me | |
I was screaming up the strand. | |
All around the town's perimeter he chased me with his scimitar | |
A powerful passion limiter to an errant in his pride. | |
Through the waterside he chased me to the | |
Bridge of | |
Foyle he raced me | |
And at Derry | |
Quay he faced me so | |
I jumped into the tide. | |
Sure bravery's no virtue when some heathen's trying to hurt you | |
And all noble thoughts desert you when you see his curly knife. | |
For there's many things worth trying for and occasionally worth lying for | |
But there's bugger-all worth dying for so | |
I'll stick to the soldier's life. |
zuo ci : OBeirne, Stewart, Watkins | |
When I was a young apprentice and less than compos mentis | |
I took leave of all my senses with a maid | |
I fell in love. | |
Her ringlets so entwined me | |
Aphrodite' s smile did blind me | |
Cupid' s arrow struck behind me and her father owned a pub. | |
It was there | |
I met my nemesis in her father' s licensed premises | |
Like the Seraphim of | |
Genesis sat | |
Mary Anne | |
Maguire. Arrayed in fine apparel astride a porter barrel | |
She looked the kind of girl that would fill you with desire. | |
All the turtle doves were cooing as | |
I took to my wooing | |
Her Loveliness pursuing in the springtime of that year. | |
But she thought | |
I should be older and more gallant and much bolder | |
In the uniform of a soldier ' tis then she' d hold me dear. | |
In extremis and euphoria | |
I joined with | |
Queen Victoria | |
For a spell of death or gloria afighting with the | |
Boers. To the wind | |
I threw all caution | |
I' ll return with fame and fortune | |
And together make a portion of matrimony' s chores. | |
On the gravestone of her mother she swore she loved no other | |
But I was to soon discover that she played me for a berk. | |
For ladyluck had beached me and intelligence had reached me | |
Whilst I' d been overseas she had married to a | |
Turk. Well me, | |
I then deserted for to find the girl who' d flirted | |
Back to Ireland | |
I reverted for my jealously was roused. | |
In Maguire' s | |
Pub in Derry | |
I found him making merry | |
With his arms around my | |
Mary as together they caroused. | |
So I took my time and waited until his thirst was sated | |
And home he navigated through the streets of | |
Derry town. | |
At his lodgins he stood knocking and whilst they were unlocking | |
I put a stone into a stocking on his head | |
I brought it down. ' | |
Twas then the night' s serenity was rent with loud obscenity | |
And Ottoman profanity that | |
I couldn' t understand. | |
With an oath he made to grab me with full intent to stab me | |
But as he tried to kebab me | |
I was screaming up the strand. | |
All around the town' s perimeter he chased me with his scimitar | |
A powerful passion limiter to an errant in his pride. | |
Through the waterside he chased me to the | |
Bridge of | |
Foyle he raced me | |
And at Derry | |
Quay he faced me so | |
I jumped into the tide. | |
Sure bravery' s no virtue when some heathen' s trying to hurt you | |
And all noble thoughts desert you when you see his curly knife. | |
For there' s many things worth trying for and occasionally worth lying for | |
But there' s buggerall worth dying for so | |
I' ll stick to the soldier' s life. |
zuò cí : OBeirne, Stewart, Watkins | |
When I was a young apprentice and less than compos mentis | |
I took leave of all my senses with a maid | |
I fell in love. | |
Her ringlets so entwined me | |
Aphrodite' s smile did blind me | |
Cupid' s arrow struck behind me and her father owned a pub. | |
It was there | |
I met my nemesis in her father' s licensed premises | |
Like the Seraphim of | |
Genesis sat | |
Mary Anne | |
Maguire. Arrayed in fine apparel astride a porter barrel | |
She looked the kind of girl that would fill you with desire. | |
All the turtle doves were cooing as | |
I took to my wooing | |
Her Loveliness pursuing in the springtime of that year. | |
But she thought | |
I should be older and more gallant and much bolder | |
In the uniform of a soldier ' tis then she' d hold me dear. | |
In extremis and euphoria | |
I joined with | |
Queen Victoria | |
For a spell of death or gloria afighting with the | |
Boers. To the wind | |
I threw all caution | |
I' ll return with fame and fortune | |
And together make a portion of matrimony' s chores. | |
On the gravestone of her mother she swore she loved no other | |
But I was to soon discover that she played me for a berk. | |
For ladyluck had beached me and intelligence had reached me | |
Whilst I' d been overseas she had married to a | |
Turk. Well me, | |
I then deserted for to find the girl who' d flirted | |
Back to Ireland | |
I reverted for my jealously was roused. | |
In Maguire' s | |
Pub in Derry | |
I found him making merry | |
With his arms around my | |
Mary as together they caroused. | |
So I took my time and waited until his thirst was sated | |
And home he navigated through the streets of | |
Derry town. | |
At his lodgins he stood knocking and whilst they were unlocking | |
I put a stone into a stocking on his head | |
I brought it down. ' | |
Twas then the night' s serenity was rent with loud obscenity | |
And Ottoman profanity that | |
I couldn' t understand. | |
With an oath he made to grab me with full intent to stab me | |
But as he tried to kebab me | |
I was screaming up the strand. | |
All around the town' s perimeter he chased me with his scimitar | |
A powerful passion limiter to an errant in his pride. | |
Through the waterside he chased me to the | |
Bridge of | |
Foyle he raced me | |
And at Derry | |
Quay he faced me so | |
I jumped into the tide. | |
Sure bravery' s no virtue when some heathen' s trying to hurt you | |
And all noble thoughts desert you when you see his curly knife. | |
For there' s many things worth trying for and occasionally worth lying for | |
But there' s buggerall worth dying for so | |
I' ll stick to the soldier' s life. |