Vegemite (The Black Death)

Vegemite (The Black Death) Lyrics

Song Vegemite (The Black Death)
Artist Amanda Palmer
Album Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under
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[00:27.87] You tell me that you love me when
[00:32.22] I'm lying by your side
[00:37.23] You tell me that
[00:38.60] I am the only one who understands your troubled mind
[00:43.07] That I am blind to any evil you can do
[00:49.69] And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do
[00:58.35] You love the things that
[01:00.30] I love: you love art and you love books
[01:03.86] And you love love as much as
[01:06.16] I do and you love my dirty looks
[01:09.02] And you love me right now
[01:14.96] So how can you love...
[01:26.58] Vegemite?
[01:29.42] It tastes like sadness
[01:32.97] It tastes like batteries
[01:36.47] It tastes like asses
[01:39.63] I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
[01:47.70] It is the
[01:48.92] Vegemite, my darling, or it's me
[01:52.62] You have to make a fucking choice
[01:55.09] I cannot sit with you at breakfast
[01:59.59] The very smell of it obliterates my senses
[02:03.41] And if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
[02:06.79] Which means we can't spend any time together
[02:10.28] What kind of relationship is that?
[02:14.43] The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands...
[02:21.29] Please wash your hands
[02:23.74] You just ate
[02:25.03] Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard
[02:26.90] It's all about you, isn't it?
[02:30.34] It's just take, take, take, take
[02:33.64] What about me?
[02:34.59] What about my feelings?
[02:37.95] I'm sorry
[02:41.46] I had this really awful experience when
[02:43.57] I was six years old
[02:45.71] And our British next door neighbor,
[02:47.26] Christopher
[02:48.27] Gill, he was babysitting us
[02:49.81] And he made me eat an entire spoonful of
[02:52.46] Marmite Which is just like
[02:54.47] Vegemite pretty much except it's even grosser
[02:57.22] He made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge
[03:01.22] And so I swallowed the whole thing and then
[03:02.78] I had to go to the bathroom and throw up
[03:05.28] And it really traumatized me and
[03:07.94] I'm sorry
[03:08.74] I got so emotional,
[03:10.19] I just...
[03:14.69] I love you, and no matter what you eat
[03:22.30] I'll always love you completely
[03:26.41] I might just always leave the room at meal times
[03:29.90] Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week
[03:34.86] If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
[03:41.16] You're in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes
[03:47.91] I have to know, it shouldn't be too hard to choose
[03:54.06] I know it's tearing you apart, but it's the way it has to be
[04:02.87] It is the
[04:04.02] Vegemite, my darling
[04:09.77] It is the
[04:11.12] Vegemite, my darling
[04:17.22] Put down the
[04:18.02] Vegemite, you fucker, or
[04:24.47] I'll leave
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