| Song | Makin’ Whoopie |
| Artist | Amanda Palmer |
| Album | Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Another pride | |
| Another tune | |
| Another sunny honeymoon | |
| Another season | |
| Another reason | |
| For making whoopie | |
| A lot of shoes | |
| A lot of rice | |
| The groom is nervous, he answers twice | |
| It's really killing, that he's so willing | |
| To make whoopie | |
| Ugh. | |
| Picture a little love nest | |
| Down where the roses cling | |
| Picture that same sweet love nest | |
| Think what a year can bring | |
| He's washing dishes and baby clothes | |
| He's so ambitious, he even sews | |
| But don't forget folks | |
| That's what you get folks | |
| For making whoopie | |
| Another year, or maybe less | |
| What's this I hear | |
| Oh can't you guess | |
| She feels neglected | |
| And he's suspected | |
| Of making whoopie | |
| Oooh she sits at home, most every night | |
| He doesn't phone, he doesn't write | |
| He says he's busy | |
| And she says "Is he?" | |
| He's making whoopie | |
| Ugh. | |
| He doesn't make much money | |
| Only five thousand per | |
| Some judge thinks he's funny | |
| Says he will give six to her | |
| And he says "Judge, what if I fail?" | |
| The judge says, "Budge, straight into jail | |
| You better keep her, I think it is cheaper | |
| Than making whoopie" |
| Another pride | |
| Another tune | |
| Another sunny honeymoon | |
| Another season | |
| Another reason | |
| For making whoopie | |
| A lot of shoes | |
| A lot of rice | |
| The groom is nervous, he answers twice | |
| It' s really killing, that he' s so willing | |
| To make whoopie | |
| Ugh. | |
| Picture a little love nest | |
| Down where the roses cling | |
| Picture that same sweet love nest | |
| Think what a year can bring | |
| He' s washing dishes and baby clothes | |
| He' s so ambitious, he even sews | |
| But don' t forget folks | |
| That' s what you get folks | |
| For making whoopie | |
| Another year, or maybe less | |
| What' s this I hear | |
| Oh can' t you guess | |
| She feels neglected | |
| And he' s suspected | |
| Of making whoopie | |
| Oooh she sits at home, most every night | |
| He doesn' t phone, he doesn' t write | |
| He says he' s busy | |
| And she says " Is he?" | |
| He' s making whoopie | |
| Ugh. | |
| He doesn' t make much money | |
| Only five thousand per | |
| Some judge thinks he' s funny | |
| Says he will give six to her | |
| And he says " Judge, what if I fail?" | |
| The judge says, " Budge, straight into jail | |
| You better keep her, I think it is cheaper | |
| Than making whoopie" |
| Another pride | |
| Another tune | |
| Another sunny honeymoon | |
| Another season | |
| Another reason | |
| For making whoopie | |
| A lot of shoes | |
| A lot of rice | |
| The groom is nervous, he answers twice | |
| It' s really killing, that he' s so willing | |
| To make whoopie | |
| Ugh. | |
| Picture a little love nest | |
| Down where the roses cling | |
| Picture that same sweet love nest | |
| Think what a year can bring | |
| He' s washing dishes and baby clothes | |
| He' s so ambitious, he even sews | |
| But don' t forget folks | |
| That' s what you get folks | |
| For making whoopie | |
| Another year, or maybe less | |
| What' s this I hear | |
| Oh can' t you guess | |
| She feels neglected | |
| And he' s suspected | |
| Of making whoopie | |
| Oooh she sits at home, most every night | |
| He doesn' t phone, he doesn' t write | |
| He says he' s busy | |
| And she says " Is he?" | |
| He' s making whoopie | |
| Ugh. | |
| He doesn' t make much money | |
| Only five thousand per | |
| Some judge thinks he' s funny | |
| Says he will give six to her | |
| And he says " Judge, what if I fail?" | |
| The judge says, " Budge, straight into jail | |
| You better keep her, I think it is cheaper | |
| Than making whoopie" |