Song | Makin’ Whoopie |
Artist | Amanda Palmer |
Album | Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
Another pride | |
Another tune | |
Another sunny honeymoon | |
Another season | |
Another reason | |
For making whoopie | |
A lot of shoes | |
A lot of rice | |
The groom is nervous, he answers twice | |
It's really killing, that he's so willing | |
To make whoopie | |
Ugh. | |
Picture a little love nest | |
Down where the roses cling | |
Picture that same sweet love nest | |
Think what a year can bring | |
He's washing dishes and baby clothes | |
He's so ambitious, he even sews | |
But don't forget folks | |
That's what you get folks | |
For making whoopie | |
Another year, or maybe less | |
What's this I hear | |
Oh can't you guess | |
She feels neglected | |
And he's suspected | |
Of making whoopie | |
Oooh she sits at home, most every night | |
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write | |
He says he's busy | |
And she says "Is he?" | |
He's making whoopie | |
Ugh. | |
He doesn't make much money | |
Only five thousand per | |
Some judge thinks he's funny | |
Says he will give six to her | |
And he says "Judge, what if I fail?" | |
The judge says, "Budge, straight into jail | |
You better keep her, I think it is cheaper | |
Than making whoopie" |
Another pride | |
Another tune | |
Another sunny honeymoon | |
Another season | |
Another reason | |
For making whoopie | |
A lot of shoes | |
A lot of rice | |
The groom is nervous, he answers twice | |
It' s really killing, that he' s so willing | |
To make whoopie | |
Ugh. | |
Picture a little love nest | |
Down where the roses cling | |
Picture that same sweet love nest | |
Think what a year can bring | |
He' s washing dishes and baby clothes | |
He' s so ambitious, he even sews | |
But don' t forget folks | |
That' s what you get folks | |
For making whoopie | |
Another year, or maybe less | |
What' s this I hear | |
Oh can' t you guess | |
She feels neglected | |
And he' s suspected | |
Of making whoopie | |
Oooh she sits at home, most every night | |
He doesn' t phone, he doesn' t write | |
He says he' s busy | |
And she says " Is he?" | |
He' s making whoopie | |
Ugh. | |
He doesn' t make much money | |
Only five thousand per | |
Some judge thinks he' s funny | |
Says he will give six to her | |
And he says " Judge, what if I fail?" | |
The judge says, " Budge, straight into jail | |
You better keep her, I think it is cheaper | |
Than making whoopie" |
Another pride | |
Another tune | |
Another sunny honeymoon | |
Another season | |
Another reason | |
For making whoopie | |
A lot of shoes | |
A lot of rice | |
The groom is nervous, he answers twice | |
It' s really killing, that he' s so willing | |
To make whoopie | |
Ugh. | |
Picture a little love nest | |
Down where the roses cling | |
Picture that same sweet love nest | |
Think what a year can bring | |
He' s washing dishes and baby clothes | |
He' s so ambitious, he even sews | |
But don' t forget folks | |
That' s what you get folks | |
For making whoopie | |
Another year, or maybe less | |
What' s this I hear | |
Oh can' t you guess | |
She feels neglected | |
And he' s suspected | |
Of making whoopie | |
Oooh she sits at home, most every night | |
He doesn' t phone, he doesn' t write | |
He says he' s busy | |
And she says " Is he?" | |
He' s making whoopie | |
Ugh. | |
He doesn' t make much money | |
Only five thousand per | |
Some judge thinks he' s funny | |
Says he will give six to her | |
And he says " Judge, what if I fail?" | |
The judge says, " Budge, straight into jail | |
You better keep her, I think it is cheaper | |
Than making whoopie" |