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Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, |
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And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I? |
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My tender heart tends to start to bleed. |
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And when someone needs a makeover, |
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I simply have to take over! |
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I know I know exactly what they need! |
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And even in your case, |
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Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face, |
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Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed! |
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Follow my lead, |
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And yes indeed, you will be... |
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POPULAR! You're gonna be popular! |
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I'll teach you the proper ploys, |
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When you talk to boys, |
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Little ways to flirt and flounce! |
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I'll show you what shoes to wear! |
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How to fix your hair! |
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Everthing that really counts to be... |
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POPULAR! I'll help you be popular! |
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You'll hang with the right cohorts, |
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You'll be good at sports, |
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Know the slang you've got to know. |
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So let's start, |
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You've got an awfully long way to go! |
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis, |
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Think of it as personality dialysis, |
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Now that I've chosen to become a |
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Pal, a sister and advisor, |
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There's nobody wiser! |
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Not when it comes to... |
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POPULAR! I know about popular. |
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And with an assist from me, |
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To be who you'll be, |
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Instead of dreary who you were...uh, are. |
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There's nothing that can stop you, |
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From becoming popular... lar... |
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La la, la la! |
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We're gonna make you pop-u-lar! |
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When I see depressing creatures, |
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With unprepossessing features, |
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I remind them on their own behalf |
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To - think - of |
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Celebrated heads of state, |
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Or specially great communicators! |
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Did they have brains or knowledge? |
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Don't make me laugh! |
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They were POPULAR! |
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Please! it's all about popular. |
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It's not about aptitude, |
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It's the way you're viewed, |
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So it's very shrewd to be, |
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Very very popular like ME! |
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And though you protest, |
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Your disinterest, |
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I know clandestinly, |
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You're gonna' grin and bear it! |
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You're new found popularity! |
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La la, la la! |
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You'll be popular! |
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Just not quite as popular as ME! |
