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Song Kidnapped
Artist Woody Allen
Album Standup Comic
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[00:00.75] I was kidnapped once
[00:02.34] I was standing in front of my schoolyard
[00:05.07] And a black sedan pulls up
[00:08.31] And two guys get out
[00:10.02] And they say to me
[00:10.77] Do I wanna go away with them to a land
[00:12.84] Where everybody is fairies and elves
[00:15.15] And I can have all the comic books I want and chocolate and wax lips
[00:19.17] You know
[00:20.13] And I said yes
[00:22.98] Y'know
[00:23.88] And I got into the car with them
[00:25.32] 'Cause I figured
[00:25.89] Y'know
[00:26.10] What the hell
[00:26.67] I was home that week-end from college anyhow
[00:29.61] Y'know
[00:35.43] They drive me off
[00:36.72] And they sent a ransom note to my parents
[00:39.36] And my father has bad reading habits
[00:42.48] So he gets into bed at night with the ransom note
[00:45.45] And he read half of it
[00:47.16] Y'know
[00:47.49] And he got drowsy and fell asleep
[00:51.48] Then he lent it out
[00:52.68] Y'know
[00:54.63] Meanwhile they take me to New Jersey
[00:56.10] Bound and gagged
[00:57.42] And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped
[01:01.05] They snap into action immediately：they rent out my room
[01:08.82] The ransom note says for my father
[01:11.70] To leave a thousand dollars in a hollow tree in New Jersey
[01:16.02] He has no trouble raising the thousand dollars
[01:18.96] But he gets a hernia carrying the hollow tree
[01:30.45] The FBI surround the house
[01:33.33] Throw the kid out
[01:34.38] They say
[01:36.30] Give us your guns
[01:37.02] And come out with your hands up
[01:39.60] The kidnappers say We'll throw the kid out
[01:43.11] But let us keep our guns
[01:44.58] And get to our car
[01:47.46] The FBI says Throw the kid out
[01:51.90] We'll let you get to your car
[01:53.73] But give us your guns
[01:57.12] The kidnappers say We'll throw the kid out
[02:03.87] But let us keep our guns -we don't have to get to our car
[02:11.25] The FBI says Keep the kid
[02:21.00] The FBI decides to lob in teargas
[02:24.03] But they don't have teargas
[02:26.22] So several of the agents put on the death scene from Camellia
[02:32.88] Tearstricken my abducters give themselves up
[02:36.12] They are sentenced to fifteen years on a chaingang
[02:39.51] And they escape
[02:40.41] Twelve of then chained together at the ankle
[02:43.14] Getting by the guards posing as an immense charm bracelet
[00:00.75] I was kidnapped once
[00:02.34] I was standing in front of my schoolyard
[00:05.07] And a black sedan pulls up
[00:08.31] And two guys get out
[00:10.02] And they say to me
[00:10.77] Do I wanna go away with them to a land
[00:12.84] Where everybody is fairies and elves
[00:15.15] And I can have all the comic books I want and chocolate and wax lips
[00:19.17] You know
[00:20.13] And I said yes
[00:22.98] Y' know
[00:23.88] And I got into the car with them
[00:25.32] ' Cause I figured
[00:25.89] Y' know
[00:26.10] What the hell
[00:26.67] I was home that week-end from college anyhow
[00:29.61] Y' know
[00:35.43] They drive me off
[00:36.72] And they sent a ransom note to my parents
[00:39.36] And my father has bad reading habits
[00:42.48] So he gets into bed at night with the ransom note
[00:45.45] And he read half of it
[00:47.16] Y' know
[00:47.49] And he got drowsy and fell asleep
[00:51.48] Then he lent it out
[00:52.68] Y' know
[00:54.63] Meanwhile they take me to New Jersey
[00:56.10] Bound and gagged
[00:57.42] And my parents finally realize that I' m kidnapped
[01:01.05] They snap into action immediately: they rent out my room
[01:08.82] The ransom note says for my father
[01:11.70] To leave a thousand dollars in a hollow tree in New Jersey
[01:16.02] He has no trouble raising the thousand dollars
[01:18.96] But he gets a hernia carrying the hollow tree
[01:30.45] The FBI surround the house
[01:33.33] Throw the kid out
[01:34.38] They say
[01:36.30] Give us your guns
[01:37.02] And come out with your hands up
[01:39.60] The kidnappers say We' ll throw the kid out
[01:43.11] But let us keep our guns
[01:44.58] And get to our car
[01:47.46] The FBI says Throw the kid out
[01:51.90] We' ll let you get to your car
[01:53.73] But give us your guns
[01:57.12] The kidnappers say We' ll throw the kid out
[02:03.87] But let us keep our guns -we don' t have to get to our car
[02:11.25] The FBI says Keep the kid
[02:21.00] The FBI decides to lob in teargas
[02:24.03] But they don' t have teargas
[02:26.22] So several of the agents put on the death scene from Camellia
[02:32.88] Tearstricken my abducters give themselves up
[02:36.12] They are sentenced to fifteen years on a chaingang
[02:39.51] And they escape
[02:40.41] Twelve of then chained together at the ankle
[02:43.14] Getting by the guards posing as an immense charm bracelet
[00:00.75] I was kidnapped once
[00:02.34] I was standing in front of my schoolyard
[00:05.07] And a black sedan pulls up
[00:08.31] And two guys get out
[00:10.02] And they say to me
[00:10.77] Do I wanna go away with them to a land
[00:12.84] Where everybody is fairies and elves
[00:15.15] And I can have all the comic books I want and chocolate and wax lips
[00:19.17] You know
[00:20.13] And I said yes
[00:22.98] Y' know
[00:23.88] And I got into the car with them
[00:25.32] ' Cause I figured
[00:25.89] Y' know
[00:26.10] What the hell
[00:26.67] I was home that week-end from college anyhow
[00:29.61] Y' know
[00:35.43] They drive me off
[00:36.72] And they sent a ransom note to my parents
[00:39.36] And my father has bad reading habits
[00:42.48] So he gets into bed at night with the ransom note
[00:45.45] And he read half of it
[00:47.16] Y' know
[00:47.49] And he got drowsy and fell asleep
[00:51.48] Then he lent it out
[00:52.68] Y' know
[00:54.63] Meanwhile they take me to New Jersey
[00:56.10] Bound and gagged
[00:57.42] And my parents finally realize that I' m kidnapped
[01:01.05] They snap into action immediately: they rent out my room
[01:08.82] The ransom note says for my father
[01:11.70] To leave a thousand dollars in a hollow tree in New Jersey
[01:16.02] He has no trouble raising the thousand dollars
[01:18.96] But he gets a hernia carrying the hollow tree
[01:30.45] The FBI surround the house
[01:33.33] Throw the kid out
[01:34.38] They say
[01:36.30] Give us your guns
[01:37.02] And come out with your hands up
[01:39.60] The kidnappers say We' ll throw the kid out
[01:43.11] But let us keep our guns
[01:44.58] And get to our car
[01:47.46] The FBI says Throw the kid out
[01:51.90] We' ll let you get to your car
[01:53.73] But give us your guns
[01:57.12] The kidnappers say We' ll throw the kid out
[02:03.87] But let us keep our guns -we don' t have to get to our car
[02:11.25] The FBI says Keep the kid
[02:21.00] The FBI decides to lob in teargas
[02:24.03] But they don' t have teargas
[02:26.22] So several of the agents put on the death scene from Camellia
[02:32.88] Tearstricken my abducters give themselves up
[02:36.12] They are sentenced to fifteen years on a chaingang
[02:39.51] And they escape
[02:40.41] Twelve of then chained together at the ankle
[02:43.14] Getting by the guards posing as an immense charm bracelet
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