| Song | Genius |
| Artist | Warren Zevon |
| Album | Genius The Best Of Warren Zevon |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I've got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi | |
| Guess what? I'm stirring it with a monkey's paw | |
| Since I saw you coming out of my barber's shop | |
| In that skimpy little halter top | |
| Did you light the candles? Did you put on 'Kind of Blue'? | |
| Did you use that Ivy League voodoo on him, too? | |
| He thinks he'll be alright but he doesn't know for sure | |
| Like every other unindicted co conspirator | |
| Mata Hari had a house in France | |
| Where she worked on all her secret plans | |
| Men were falling for her sight unseen | |
| She was a genius | |
| There's a face in every window of the Songwriters' Neighborhood | |
| Everybody's your best friend when you're doing well, I mean good | |
| The poet who lived next door when you were young and poor | |
| Grew up to be a backstabbing entrepreneur | |
| Albert Einstein was a ladies' man | |
| While he was working on his universal plan | |
| He was making out like Charlie Sheen | |
| He was a genius | |
| When you dropped me and you staked your claim | |
| On a V.I.P. who could make your name | |
| You latched on to him and I became | |
| Minor inconvenience | |
| Your protégé don't care about art | |
| I'm the one, who always told you, you were smart | |
| You broke my heart into smithereens | |
| And that took genius | |
| You and the barber make a handsome pair | |
| Guess what? I never liked the way he cut your hair | |
| I didn't like the way he turned your head | |
| But there's nothing I can do or say I haven't done or said | |
| Everybody needs a place to stand | |
| And a method for their schemes and scams | |
| If I could only get my record clean | |
| I'd be a genius |
| I' ve got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi | |
| Guess what? I' m stirring it with a monkey' s paw | |
| Since I saw you coming out of my barber' s shop | |
| In that skimpy little halter top | |
| Did you light the candles? Did you put on ' Kind of Blue'? | |
| Did you use that Ivy League voodoo on him, too? | |
| He thinks he' ll be alright but he doesn' t know for sure | |
| Like every other unindicted co conspirator | |
| Mata Hari had a house in France | |
| Where she worked on all her secret plans | |
| Men were falling for her sight unseen | |
| She was a genius | |
| There' s a face in every window of the Songwriters' Neighborhood | |
| Everybody' s your best friend when you' re doing well, I mean good | |
| The poet who lived next door when you were young and poor | |
| Grew up to be a backstabbing entrepreneur | |
| Albert Einstein was a ladies' man | |
| While he was working on his universal plan | |
| He was making out like Charlie Sheen | |
| He was a genius | |
| When you dropped me and you staked your claim | |
| On a V. I. P. who could make your name | |
| You latched on to him and I became | |
| Minor inconvenience | |
| Your prot g don' t care about art | |
| I' m the one, who always told you, you were smart | |
| You broke my heart into smithereens | |
| And that took genius | |
| You and the barber make a handsome pair | |
| Guess what? I never liked the way he cut your hair | |
| I didn' t like the way he turned your head | |
| But there' s nothing I can do or say I haven' t done or said | |
| Everybody needs a place to stand | |
| And a method for their schemes and scams | |
| If I could only get my record clean | |
| I' d be a genius |
| I' ve got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi | |
| Guess what? I' m stirring it with a monkey' s paw | |
| Since I saw you coming out of my barber' s shop | |
| In that skimpy little halter top | |
| Did you light the candles? Did you put on ' Kind of Blue'? | |
| Did you use that Ivy League voodoo on him, too? | |
| He thinks he' ll be alright but he doesn' t know for sure | |
| Like every other unindicted co conspirator | |
| Mata Hari had a house in France | |
| Where she worked on all her secret plans | |
| Men were falling for her sight unseen | |
| She was a genius | |
| There' s a face in every window of the Songwriters' Neighborhood | |
| Everybody' s your best friend when you' re doing well, I mean good | |
| The poet who lived next door when you were young and poor | |
| Grew up to be a backstabbing entrepreneur | |
| Albert Einstein was a ladies' man | |
| While he was working on his universal plan | |
| He was making out like Charlie Sheen | |
| He was a genius | |
| When you dropped me and you staked your claim | |
| On a V. I. P. who could make your name | |
| You latched on to him and I became | |
| Minor inconvenience | |
| Your prot g don' t care about art | |
| I' m the one, who always told you, you were smart | |
| You broke my heart into smithereens | |
| And that took genius | |
| You and the barber make a handsome pair | |
| Guess what? I never liked the way he cut your hair | |
| I didn' t like the way he turned your head | |
| But there' s nothing I can do or say I haven' t done or said | |
| Everybody needs a place to stand | |
| And a method for their schemes and scams | |
| If I could only get my record clean | |
| I' d be a genius |