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He's an imposter this is the real Ned Schneebly and this loser is Dewey Finn |
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He's not even a teacher he can barley read |
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Alright yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn |
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No |
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Yes indeed |
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And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach |
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I promise you I can read |
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Oh my God |
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But forget who or what I might happen to be |
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These children of yours have truly touched me |
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And I can assure I have definitely touched them well most of them |
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I got it through she had no clue we're gonna Sue where is she |
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That pile of epic fail |
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How would you see that you allow that little creep come pass |
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His a** belongs in jail |
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Fifty thousand bucks a year how could have we happened here |
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Just calm down |
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How you'll tell us how and that |
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Just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed |
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And I encase to assure you that no children here were harmed |
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While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest |
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Let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is assessed |
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If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine |
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I'm the one who came here no one else can resign |
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Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just listen |
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Sorry to inform you that all of your children are missing |