| Song | When You're Evil |
| Artist | Voltaire |
| Album | Devil's Bris |
| 作曲 : Alexiev, Goeke, Kitzis ... | |
| When the Devil is too busy | |
| And death's a bit too much | |
| They call on me, by name you see, | |
| For my special touch. | |
| To the Gentlemen, I'm Misfortune | |
| To the Ladies, I'm Surprise | |
| But call me by any name | |
| Anyway it's all the same | |
| I'm the fly in your soup | |
| I'm the pebble in your shoe | |
| I'm the pea beneath your bed | |
| I'm a bump on every head | |
| I'm the peel on which you slip | |
| I'm a pin in every hip | |
| I'm the thorn in your side | |
| Makes you wriggle and writhe | |
| And it's so easy when you're evil | |
| This is the life, you see | |
| The Devil tips his hat to me | |
| I do it all because I'm evil | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need! | |
| While there's children to make sad | |
| While there's candy to be had | |
| While there's pockets left to pick | |
| While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, | |
| I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner | |
| It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it | |
| 'Cause there's one born every minute | |
| And it's so easy when you're evil | |
| This is the life, you see | |
| The Devil tips his hat to me | |
| I do it all because I'm evil | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need | |
| I pledge my allegiance to all things dark | |
| and I promise on my damned soul | |
| To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub | |
| Has never seen a soldier quite like me | |
| Not only does his job, but does it happily. | |
| I'm the fear that keeps you wake | |
| I'm the shadows on the wall | |
| I'm the monsters they become | |
| I'm the nightmare in your skull | |
| I'm a dagger in your back | |
| An extra turn upon the rack | |
| I'm the quivering of your heart | |
| A stabbing pain, a sudden start. | |
| And it's so easy when you're evil | |
| This is the life, you see | |
| The Devil tips his hat to me | |
| I do it all because I'm evil | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need | |
| It gets so lonely being evil | |
| What I'd do to see a smile | |
| Even for a little while | |
| And no one loves you when you're evil | |
| I'm lying though my teeth! | |
| Your tears are all the company I need |
| zuò qǔ : Alexiev, Goeke, Kitzis ... | |
| When the Devil is too busy | |
| And death' s a bit too much | |
| They call on me, by name you see, | |
| For my special touch. | |
| To the Gentlemen, I' m Misfortune | |
| To the Ladies, I' m Surprise | |
| But call me by any name | |
| Anyway it' s all the same | |
| I' m the fly in your soup | |
| I' m the pebble in your shoe | |
| I' m the pea beneath your bed | |
| I' m a bump on every head | |
| I' m the peel on which you slip | |
| I' m a pin in every hip | |
| I' m the thorn in your side | |
| Makes you wriggle and writhe | |
| And it' s so easy when you' re evil | |
| This is the life, you see | |
| The Devil tips his hat to me | |
| I do it all because I' m evil | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I' ll ever need! | |
| While there' s children to make sad | |
| While there' s candy to be had | |
| While there' s pockets left to pick | |
| While there' s grannies left to trip down the stairs, | |
| I' ll be there, I' ll be waiting ' round the corner | |
| It' s a game, I' m glad I' m in it | |
| ' Cause there' s one born every minute | |
| And it' s so easy when you' re evil | |
| This is the life, you see | |
| The Devil tips his hat to me | |
| I do it all because I' m evil | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I' ll ever need | |
| I pledge my allegiance to all things dark | |
| and I promise on my damned soul | |
| To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub | |
| Has never seen a soldier quite like me | |
| Not only does his job, but does it happily. | |
| I' m the fear that keeps you wake | |
| I' m the shadows on the wall | |
| I' m the monsters they become | |
| I' m the nightmare in your skull | |
| I' m a dagger in your back | |
| An extra turn upon the rack | |
| I' m the quivering of your heart | |
| A stabbing pain, a sudden start. | |
| And it' s so easy when you' re evil | |
| This is the life, you see | |
| The Devil tips his hat to me | |
| I do it all because I' m evil | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I' ll ever need | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I' ll ever need | |
| And I do it all for free | |
| Your tears are all the pay I' ll ever need | |
| It gets so lonely being evil | |
| What I' d do to see a smile | |
| Even for a little while | |
| And no one loves you when you' re evil | |
| I' m lying though my teeth! | |
| Your tears are all the company I need |