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Coin Operated Goi |
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Voltaire |
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Coin operated goi, |
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Scary but it's true, |
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He is not a Jew. |
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He won't dance the horah, |
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Won't light the menorah, |
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And it's not a lie, |
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He ain't even circumcised. |
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Oi! |
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Coin operated goi. |
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I'm not so sure that he's kosher, |
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Deskite what is in the brochure. |
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Everything he eats is wrapped in ham. |
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Plus he tried to pork me in the can. |
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I should go and ask my Rabbi, |
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If it's a sin if he and I, |
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Do it through a small hole in a sheet. |
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Just big enough to slip my kosher meat. |
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Groin masticated joy, oh boy! |
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Coin operated goi, |
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Can't hang with the Moyles, |
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He and got the curls. |
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I say we convert him. |
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It ain't gonna hurt him. |
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Well, maybe downbelow, |
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He will have to undergo, |
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A groin operation ploy. |
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His bris we'll perform, |
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To make his schmuck deformed. |
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The Moyle gets a dollar, |
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If he makes him holler. |
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To make his schmuck more slim, |
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We'll chop off his foreskin! |
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Give it to the waiter. |
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He'll bless it for seder. |
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We'll nosh on it later. |
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Oh I want a, |
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I want a, |
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I want a, |
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I want a... |
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for Rosh hashanah. |
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A coin operated goi, oh boy! |
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Coin operated goi, |
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Scary but it's true, |
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He was not a Jew. |
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But honestly, no schitzvah, |
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He had a Bar Mitzvah. |
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Now he's kosher too. |
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He just like me and you, |
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A coin operated Jew! |
