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Oh, the moon was full |
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In the color of blood |
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The night the Werewolves came |
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To the Vampire Club |
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A wolf named Jake tried to show off |
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He walked up to Bella with his shirt off. |
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Well, he recognized a Vampire |
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From his school |
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He said something that was |
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Most uncool, |
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"Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin! |
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I'm gonna steal your girl, |
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'Cause I hate your kin!" |
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Fur was flying, capes were torn |
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Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. |
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Number one rule in this Clan |
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Slay the undead who invade your land. |
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Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed |
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By furry paws in a rush. |
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Bela Lugosi orders a bud, he said, |
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"Who let these fools in my vampire club?" |
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Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head |
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Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead |
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Jasper glittered all over the wall, so they |
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Hung him from the ceiling for a Disco Ball. |
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There was so much angst after the fight, |
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Edward and Bella broke up that night. |
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While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food |
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That used to be some rasta vampire dude. |
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Fur was flying, capes were torn |
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Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. |
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Number one rule in this Clan |
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Slay the undead who invade your land. |
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Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed |
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By furry paws in a rush. |
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Old Max Schreck orders a Bud, and says: |
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"Get these shmucks out of my vampire club!" |
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It's hard to believe after all this dreck |
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Ed still hasn't bit his girlfriend's neck |
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Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs |
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Bella is still not living dead. |
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The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch, |
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On Human Blood they refuse to much. |
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But a real vampire would have a hunch, |
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To never fall in love with your high school lunch! |
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Fur was flying, capes were torn |
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Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. |
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Number one rule in this Clan |
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Slay the undead who invade your land. |
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Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed |
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By furry paws in a rush. |
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Christopher Lee orders a Bud, and says: |
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"You'd better not sparkle in my Vampire Club!" |