Song | Don't Go By The River |
Artist | Voltaire |
Album | Riding a Black Unicorn... |
Don’t go by the river | |
If you love your wife | |
‘Cause you’ll make that girl a widow | |
And you’ll cause her pain and strife | |
If you go by the river side, | |
You’ll lose your l-l-l-l-life! | |
People by the river, | |
They know who’s the boss | |
They’ll get at fancy city folks | |
No matter what the cost | |
And if you go by the river side, | |
You’ll end up l-l-l-l-lost! | |
There's a bat they call Lestat | |
Who’ll sink his teeth in you | |
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon | |
And if the moon is full, | |
You might meet the loup-garou | |
Don’t go by the river side, | |
You’ll be sorry if you do! | |
A young man met a lady | |
And she made this fellow swoon | |
So they went on down to New Orleans | |
To elope under the moon | |
He took her by the river side, | |
To give her the heir l-l-l-loom! | |
Well the next day he got outta bed and | |
She wasn’t by his side | |
He searched the quarter high and low | |
When the bayou far and wide | |
Locals say she ran away | |
But you know they l-l-l-l-lie! | |
There's a bat they call Lestat | |
Who’ll sink his teeth in you | |
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon | |
And if the moon is full, | |
You might meet the loup-garou | |
Don’t go by the river side, | |
You’ll be sorry if you do! | |
Who shivers when they hear about voo-doo? | |
Don’t lie to me, boy, I know you do! | |
You better tremble when you hear me call! | |
‘Cause you’d make a lovely shrunken head | |
You’ll be my favorite voo-doo doll! | |
Sting went by the river, | |
Now he slings on Bourbon Street | |
And there’s that song by Concrete Blonde about where it’s warm and green | |
And if you go by the river side, | |
You’ll never l-l-l-l-leave! | |
There's a bat they call Lestat | |
Who’ll sink his teeth in you | |
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon | |
And if the moon is full, | |
You might meet the loup-garou | |
Don’t go by the river side, | |
(Don’t go by the river side!) | |
Said don’t go by that river side, | |
(Said don’t go by that river side!) | |
Don’t go by the river side, | |
(Why's that?) | |
‘Cause you might meet me if you do! |
Don' t go by the river | |
If you love your wife | |
' Cause you' ll make that girl a widow | |
And you' ll cause her pain and strife | |
If you go by the river side, | |
You' ll lose your lllllife! | |
People by the river, | |
They know who' s the boss | |
They' ll get at fancy city folks | |
No matter what the cost | |
And if you go by the river side, | |
You' ll end up lllllost! | |
There' s a bat they call Lestat | |
Who' ll sink his teeth in you | |
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon | |
And if the moon is full, | |
You might meet the loupgarou | |
Don' t go by the river side, | |
You' ll be sorry if you do! | |
A young man met a lady | |
And she made this fellow swoon | |
So they went on down to New Orleans | |
To elope under the moon | |
He took her by the river side, | |
To give her the heir lllloom! | |
Well the next day he got outta bed and | |
She wasn' t by his side | |
He searched the quarter high and low | |
When the bayou far and wide | |
Locals say she ran away | |
But you know they lllllie! | |
There' s a bat they call Lestat | |
Who' ll sink his teeth in you | |
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon | |
And if the moon is full, | |
You might meet the loupgarou | |
Don' t go by the river side, | |
You' ll be sorry if you do! | |
Who shivers when they hear about voodoo? | |
Don' t lie to me, boy, I know you do! | |
You better tremble when you hear me call! | |
' Cause you' d make a lovely shrunken head | |
You' ll be my favorite voodoo doll! | |
Sting went by the river, | |
Now he slings on Bourbon Street | |
And there' s that song by Concrete Blonde about where it' s warm and green | |
And if you go by the river side, | |
You' ll never llllleave! | |
There' s a bat they call Lestat | |
Who' ll sink his teeth in you | |
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon | |
And if the moon is full, | |
You might meet the loupgarou | |
Don' t go by the river side, | |
Don' t go by the river side! | |
Said don' t go by that river side, | |
Said don' t go by that river side! | |
Don' t go by the river side, | |
Why' s that? | |
' Cause you might meet me if you do! |