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[Joe Tex] (Aaah! You said that word |
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I'm gonna tell yo momma on you |
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She's gonna whip you too |
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That's what she gonna do) |
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Gazoose! Holy cow! Golly gee! |
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Dagnabit! Great Caesar's ghost! |
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Man, what you say? |
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I say, Yikes! Hush, darn it! |
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Wait a cotton pickin' minute! |
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Heavens to Murgatroid! |
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Take it away |
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[VERSE 1: Andy C] |
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I'm rubber, you're the glue sticks |
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Everything you say will bounce off of me back to you if the shoe fits |
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Potty mouths got me hot like a coffee pot |
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You're more predictable than a _Rocky_ plot |
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Save the four letter words, keep the gunshot |
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It's all talk, you're as fruity as a kumquat |
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And I'm supposed to be shocked? Stop, zip your lip |
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Quit, all you wanted was a pop hit, hypocrite |
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Don't take him serious, he needs to be laughed at |
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So play the laugh track ( *canned laughter* ) |
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Try a preposition, pronoun or an adverb |
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Cause you haven't said a thing, just a bad word |
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(Aaah! You said that word) |
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Ooooh |
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(I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) |
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You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff |
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And then cover the cuss with a [bleep] |
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(Aaah! You said that word) |
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Ooooh |
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(I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) |
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You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff |
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And then cover the cuss with a (ish) |
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(Aaah! You said that word) |
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(I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) |
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You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff |
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And then cover the cuss with a [sound effect] |
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Ooh ooh, shame on you |
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Tell me what you're tryin to do |
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You better watch your mouth |
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You better watch your mouth |
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Ooh ooh, shame on you |
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Tell me what you're tryin to do |
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You better watch your mouth |
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You better watch your mouth |
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[VERSE 2: Dizzy Dustin] |
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Do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that? |
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Can't you find another way to make people react? |
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It ain't the way you're supposed to behave when you're grown |
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Potty mouths stinkin up the microphone |
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Your vocabulary's germ-ridden, I will call a septic |
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A fungus among us, spray the disinfective |
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You talk and spreads it, better get a medic |
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Or everybody gets it and it's an epidemic |
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You're like a trash truck, so keep your trap shut |
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All you really wanna do is make a fast buck |
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That's why rap sucks, it's too limited |
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Potty mouths wanna keep hip-hop primitive |
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I'm not sayin that I never cuss |
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But profanity shouldn't be a crutch |
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So now you been caught, shoulda thought when you spoke |
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Wash the potty mouth out with soap |
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(Aaah! You said that word) |
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Ooooh |
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(I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) |
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You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff |
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And then cover the cuss with a ( *bleep* ) |
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(Aaah! You said that word) |
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Ooooh |
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(I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) |
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You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff |
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And then cover the cuss with a (ish) |
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Ooh ooh, shame on you |
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Tell me what you're tryin to do |
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You better watch your mouth |
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You better watch your mouth |
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Ooh ooh, shame on you |
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Tell me what you're tryin to do |
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You better watch your mouth |
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You better watch your mouth |
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[w/ choir: repeated until end] |
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Ooh ooh, shame on you |
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Tell me what you're tryin to do |
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You better watch your mouth |
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You better watch your mouth |