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Eat |
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He can't |
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Eat |
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He surely can't |
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Eat |
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He might explode |
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EAT! |
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I can see that a slice |
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Or even two, Bruce |
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Might have been nice |
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But even you, Bruce |
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Have to admit |
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Between you and it |
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There's not a lot of difference in size |
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He can't |
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He can, Bruce |
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He surely can't |
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He surely can't |
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You are the man, Bruce |
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He might explode |
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He's quite elastic |
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He's going to blow, make him stop |
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He's fantastic, look at him go |
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I can't watch |
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I think in effect |
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This must confirm, Bruce |
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What we all suspected |
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You have a worm, Bruce |
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Or maybe your largeness is a bit like a TARDIS |
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Considerably roomier inside |
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He can't |
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He can, Bruce |
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He surely can't |
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He surely can't |
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You are the man, Bruce |
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B-R-O-O-C-E |
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The time has come |
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To put that tumbly tum to use |
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You've produced, Bruce |
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Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice |
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Oh eat it up, lick it up, suck it up |
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Whatever you do don't chuck it up |
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And muck it up |
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Come on, Bruce, be a hero |
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Cover yourself in chocolate glory |
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You'll never again be subject to abuse |
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For your immense caboose |
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She'll call a truce, Bruce |
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With every swallow you are tightening the noose |
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We never thought it was possible |
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But here it is coming true |
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We can have our cake and eat it too(se) |
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The time has come |
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To put that tumbly tum to use |
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No excuse, Bruce |
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Let out your belt |
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I think you'll want your trousers loose |
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Oh stuff it in (Bruce) |
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You're almost finished (Bruce) |
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You'll fit it in |
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Whatever you do just don't give in (Bruce) |
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Don't let her win (Bruce) |
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Come on, Bruce, be a hero |
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Cover yourself in chocolate glory |
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(Come on Bruce, do it!) |
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Oh, Bruce! |
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You'll never again be subject to abuse |
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For your immense caboose |
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She'll call a truce, Bruce |
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Just one more bite and you'll've |
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Completely cooked her goose |
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We never thought it was possible |
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But here it is coming true |
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We can have our cake and eat it |
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Ah-ah-ah-ah |
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Ah-ah-ah-ah |
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Ah-ah-ah-ah |
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Ah-ah-ah-ah |
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Ah! |
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Go on, Brucie! |
