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I get drunk and I stumble to the mic |
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Stay drunk all week, I'm at my peak like pike |
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I'm never at my peak, I'm killin' fifth after fifth |
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I drink mo' 40's than Tash and E-Swift |
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Uh, huh, I drink more than both of y'all |
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I hold more liquor than a bank on Crenshaw |
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And Tash you can't drink brew, you know you the nigga who |
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Be all on yo' nads after just a swig or two |
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Nigga you trippin', must be that Zima you was sippin' |
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Yo' accountant couldn't count how many bottles I be grippin' |
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And flip it in the trash 'cause I downed 'em with ease |
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While you on yo' knees |
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(About to pass somebody yo' keys) |
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I even had to pay the taxi the last time you asked me |
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You start off on yo' feet but always wind up on yo' back G |
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Bro you should know you can't drink with Rico |
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While you down yo' shit slow, I'm on my ninth Cuervo |
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Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin' on the flo' |
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Swearin' up and down, you neva' gonna drink no mo' |
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But I get to' up, from the flo' up, and never throw up |
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One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo' hoe up |
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I never call it quits, I don't know my own limit |
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This Alkaholiks shit is for real, it ain't a gimmick |
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You might fuck around and catch a liver disease |
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Fuckin' with these Likwit MC's, hip hop drunkies |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? |
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Curvoiseir, coke and rum |
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Alize and one five one |
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Heineken, Hennesey |
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Juice and gin, brass monkey |
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Yo, yo, I pledge allegiance to the bottle, the cup and the can |
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In front of the bar, that's where I stand |
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And to the alcohol for which I fall |
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And the cold porcelain in the bathroom stall |
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One drunk nation under God inebriated |
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With liberty and justice to anyone who's faded |
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Drink drink drunk until I can't hack it |
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Until the little man fall off the horse on my polo jacket |
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When I get drunk once again |
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I spent all my yen on ten bottles of gin |
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Likwit 'til I'm stiff, damn I love this riff |
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The Ro gotta go, I pass the mic to E-Swift |
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I drink a lot of beers, my life's a black version of 'Cheers' |
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Everyday sit at the bar and take shots with my peers |
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I've been doin' this for years, ain't no amateurs here |
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I've been drinkin' 40's longer than most niggaz careers |
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I've got the bitches grinnin' while the whole world is spinnin' |
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You suffer from double vision and I'm just beginnin' |
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You always pass out, wake up and don't remember me |
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You could write a book with all your hangover remedies |
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I thought you knew, I've been drinkin' since high school |
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While I down this Olde English, you sippin' your O'Douls |
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I'm makin' beer runs at ten minutes to two |
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While you still sippin' on your first motherfuckin' brew |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? |
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Curvoiseir, coke and rum |
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Alize and one five one |
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Heineken, Hennesey |
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Juice and gin, brass monkey |
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A lot of niggaz can't drink, but hoes is even worse |
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They order three drinks but can't finish the first |
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I see 'em reachin' in they purse about to roll that sack of weed |
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Knowin' that's the combination that they really don't need |
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'Cause girls take a sip, get fucked up quick |
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Pass out, wake up |
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(What's this?) |
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It's a dick |
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Baby girl, you lookin' sick, you lookin' plastered like a poster |
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You was talkin' all that shit, now you need some Alka-Seltzer |
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You wobblin', weeblin', fuckin' up your evenin' |
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That smoke that you breathin' got that ass on spin |
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While yo' homegirls is like |
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(Where the fuck you been?) |
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In the girl's bathroom, fucked up since ten |
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Yeah, I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina |
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Now that ass is too drunk to drive herself to the marina |
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So she comin' home with me because, I don't give a fuck |
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Might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' drink on? Whatcha wanna do? |
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Don't you think it's 'bout time |
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To get yo' fade on with the Likwit crew? |
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When I get drunk |
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When I get drunk |
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We doin' big thangs, knahmsayin'? |
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Ha ha, we fucked up now |
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You know what's goin down, Alkaholiks |
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Got my niggaz up in this motherfucker |
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My niggaz and you know it, I ain't solo, I ain't dolo |