| Song | The Last of the Teenage Idols |
| Artist | The Sensational Alex Harvey Band |
| Album | Next |
| You can call me the sheik of tomorrow, sleeping on the burning sand | |
| You can call me the king of the cowboys, 'cause everybody shakes my hand | |
| You can call me the soft-shoe banana. You can peel away my skin | |
| You can call me the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| You can hang me in the morning. Sell my ball and chain | |
| You can send me in the ocean and I'll swim back home again | |
| You can make love to my secretary. You can steal my money too | |
| You can call me the last of the Big Time Spenders | |
| Grab your partners come inside. Outside there's no place to hide | |
| Tell your story to the man next door. He has heard it many times before | |
| Stayin' out late to play my game. Ah doo dah diddy dah dah ding ding ding | |
| Hold my hand, here we go, come on baby don't be slow | |
| 'Cause I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| Sixteen ducks, only one drake | |
| All flocked together in the middle of the lake | |
| They all had boats and rubbers on | |
| A big sand castle at the bottom of the mote | |
| All three. Wouldn't me. | |
| I wouldn't be at all surprised | |
| Hold tight, all night keeping me satisfied | |
| 'Cause I'm Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| A big fat mama on her hands and knees | |
| Cryin' out baby, baby please, please, please | |
| I gotta keep going. I can't keep still | |
| I gotta get to the top of the hill | |
| OK, alright, I wanna stay out late tonight | |
| Hold my hand, don't be slow | |
| Come on baby here we go | |
| I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last… | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) And I knew in my heart we would never part. Mmmm | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) And I knew. Mmmm. Uhhh. Da da da | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) Da da da, da de da da da da | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) Da de da da da da da da, da de da da da da | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) | |
| (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) Mmmm. Da da da |
| You can call me the sheik of tomorrow, sleeping on the burning sand | |
| You can call me the king of the cowboys, ' cause everybody shakes my hand | |
| You can call me the softshoe banana. You can peel away my skin | |
| You can call me the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| You can hang me in the morning. Sell my ball and chain | |
| You can send me in the ocean and I' ll swim back home again | |
| You can make love to my secretary. You can steal my money too | |
| You can call me the last of the Big Time Spenders | |
| Grab your partners come inside. Outside there' s no place to hide | |
| Tell your story to the man next door. He has heard it many times before | |
| Stayin' out late to play my game. Ah doo dah diddy dah dah ding ding ding | |
| Hold my hand, here we go, come on baby don' t be slow | |
| ' Cause I' m the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| Sixteen ducks, only one drake | |
| All flocked together in the middle of the lake | |
| They all had boats and rubbers on | |
| A big sand castle at the bottom of the mote | |
| All three. Wouldn' t me. | |
| I wouldn' t be at all surprised | |
| Hold tight, all night keeping me satisfied | |
| ' Cause I' m Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| A big fat mama on her hands and knees | |
| Cryin' out baby, baby please, please, please | |
| I gotta keep going. I can' t keep still | |
| I gotta get to the top of the hill | |
| OK, alright, I wanna stay out late tonight | |
| Hold my hand, don' t be slow | |
| Come on baby here we go | |
| I' m the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| I' m the Last of the Teenage Idols | |
| The Last | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh And I knew in my heart we would never part. Mmmm | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh And I knew. Mmmm. Uhhh. Da da da | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh Da da da, da de da da da da | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh Da de da da da da da da, da de da da da da | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh | |
| Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh Mmmm. Da da da |