| I've been working out all day | |
| But I'm skin and bone, man | |
| I'm been trying to pump it up with testosterone | |
| I don't think she likes my body | |
| And I don't care much for her mind | |
| But love is a test for the damned | |
| And the rest are all blind | |
| I'm sending her an apple to tempt her | |
| I'm praying that the devil will show | |
| Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her | |
| Then I'll trade her blow for blow | |
| Noone has a recipe for love like mamma | |
| Heaven knows there is no God above like mamma | |
| There never was a girl who was good enough for mamma | |
| When I'm older, mamma marries me | |
| She says hey killer there's a storm | |
| At the end of every rainbow | |
| She says love is a test and you don't look your best | |
| Just go home | |
| I've an issue with the spit or swallow | |
| And just don't get it in my hair | |
| Love is a test for which I never was blessed | |
| Yeah yeah yeah | |
| I'm sending her an apple to tempt her | |
| I'm praying that the devil will show | |
| Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her | |
| Then I'll trade her blow for blow |