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I've been working out all day |
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But I'm skin and bone, man |
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I'm been trying to pump it up with testosterone |
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I don't think she likes my body |
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And I don't care much for her mind |
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But love is a test for the damned |
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And the rest are all blind |
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I'm sending her an apple to tempt her |
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I'm praying that the devil will show |
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Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her |
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Then I'll trade her blow for blow |
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Noone has a recipe for love like mamma |
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Heaven knows there is no God above like mamma |
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There never was a girl who was good enough for mamma |
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When I'm older, mamma marries me |
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She says hey killer there's a storm |
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At the end of every rainbow |
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She says love is a test and you don't look your best |
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Just go home |
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I've an issue with the spit or swallow |
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And just don't get it in my hair |
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Love is a test for which I never was blessed |
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Yeah yeah yeah |
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I'm sending her an apple to tempt her |
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I'm praying that the devil will show |
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Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her |
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Then I'll trade her blow for blow |