Alone in the Make-Out Room

	I want you to die with my hands round your throat
	Or with me in the castle and you in the moat
	And everyone you know stood around laughing

	I wanna watch you swing from a tree
	Or fry in the chair while you're looking at me
	And everyone in the world will be glad when you're gone

	Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy
	All those nights we spent kissing under the moon
	But I died inside when you ran out with my pride
	Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?

	I wanna watch you drown in a lake
	Or get stamped by a bull or bit by a snake
	And there is not a single doctor who will come and help you

	I want you to move to Australia
	With me a success and you facing failure
	And all of the friends you had ignoring your calls

	Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy
	All those nights we spent kissing under the moon
	But I died inside when you ran out with my pride
	Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?

	I wanna leave you by the side of the road
	Or out in a field in the rain and the snow
	People walking past could come and take pictures

	I'm gonna treat you the best that I can
	'Cause I'm your girl and you're my man
	And we'll make 'em jealous with our laughing and our carrying on

	Oh, it's silly to say we were never happy
	All those nights we spent kissing under the moon
	But I died inside when you ran out with my pride
	Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?

	Why did you leave me alone in the make-out room?