| Song | Neon Mariners |
| Artist | The Legendary Pink Dots |
| Album | Any Day Now |
| The cha cha bar was sliding | |
| and we swam across the Scotchman on the rocks | |
| (so many rocks . . . and glass and sand.) | |
| In shock we docked in Fish Head Harbour | |
| where the lights were dimmed. | |
| (Locked in, we couldn't see a thing . . . ) | |
| The floor was tin, | |
| the sky was oil, | |
| the air was poisoned lager | |
| and the juke box pumped out schlager | |
| because no-one pulled the plugs | |
| (so many plugs . . . and sparks.) | |
| The live wives kept us dancing. | |
| Dance in brine, dance in seaweed. |