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I'm a tourist at the poorest place on earth. |
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I've got a straw hat, palm tree shirt... |
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Throw a cent, they'll lick you... |
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Bring you monkey on a stick... |
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Watch them, they will try to rob you blind! |
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Got to read those tell-tale signs... |
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Never take their word... |
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Deep down, they know they're here to serve |
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Sun King... |
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Hear me hum "God Save The Queen" |
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Line them up rows age 13... |
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I'll take a dozen, Farmer |
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Five cadavers baked in lava... |
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Evening you can hear hills come alive |
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Natives gallop over mines |
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Like it was Marlboro Country |
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Sad it never touches me... |
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Master... |
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Bwana... |
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I'll take a brandy on the rocks |
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Your shrunken head packed in a box... |
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Something to take home to mother! |