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If i was in the fridge, would you open the door? |
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If i was the grass, would you mow your lawn? |
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If i was your body, would you still wear clothes? |
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If i was a booger, would you blow your nose? |
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Would you keep it? would you eat it? |
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I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around. |
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If i was the front porch swing would you let me hang? |
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If i was the dance floor would you shake your thing? |
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If i was a rubber check would you let me bounce |
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Up and down inside your bank account? |
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Would ya trust me, not to break you? |
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I'm just tryin really hard to make you, |
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Notice me being around. |
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If i was a haircut would you wear a hat? |
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If i was a maid, could i clean your flat? |
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If i was the carpet would ya wipe your feet, |
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In time to save me from mud off the street? |
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If you like me, if you love me, |
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Why don't you get down on your knees |
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And scrub me? |
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I'm a little grubby |
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From being around. |
